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oh heck!

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Some older women that I work with call me nicknames (ladybug, sugar, honey) and I’m not sure how to politely tell them to stop

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@bathroomass Same energy

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@DaveyBarnette17 What

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@DaveyBarnette17 I’m telling my dad

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Literally thinking too hard about how for the first season of Survivor they had to convince random strangers to go to a deserted island for 39 days for a chance to win $1M.. sounds sketch

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@DaveyBarnette17 Respectfully, no 💙

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Like what am I supposed to eat for breakfast that isn’t eggs

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@CaucasianJames @CaucasianJames long pause, no answer

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@CaucasianJames Explain this

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#NewProfilePic

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@akillin_it 🙋🏻‍♀️

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@DaveyBarnette17 Truth hurts

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I’d be pissed off if I went on vacation with my husband and he decided to go golfing

[Clara @ckulllll]

me whenever i see greg on screen #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteABC

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@DaveyBarnette17 Don’t hate the player hate the game

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@DaveyBarnette17 Don’t you think frosted nip would’ve been better here

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I drove through Goochland all the time when I was living in VA 😂

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Facetime voicemails (patent pending)

[Abby Barr @1AbbyRoad]

“No worries if not!”

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I wish I had an engineer boyfriend who could do something like this for me :(