Shellsong

just quoting Hamilton over here :DDD 🌧 lesbian and proud 🌧 single 🌧 apprentice life

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@Frosted_Leaf thank you

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you know what I need?
a love interest

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Not gonna lie Spidereyes is preeeettty hot

[pounce // inactive @miss_pounce]

CMON EVERYBODY WE GOTTA DO THIS
@TheRealLeafstar @Coastal_Paww @HellaSparkpelt @Falconcloudy @AnxiousBarkpaw @Spiders_Grip

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@Rustedcall <.>

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@Rustedcall And so is Brightwatcher, it seems.

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@SweetFalconpaw @AnxiousBarkpaw what the fuck

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@Rustedcall @SweetFalconpaw @AnxiousBarkpaw IM SICK

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@Rustedcall @SweetFalconpaw @AnxiousBarkpaw I'm so glad i died now.

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@ApprenticeDeaf @AnxiousBarkpaw @SweetFalconpaw I mean at least you haven't woken up to them... ugh. I have seen terrible things.

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@ApprenticeDeaf @AnxiousBarkpaw @SweetFalconpaw AMEN

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I like to believe that Barkpaws nickname 'Tenderfoot' comes from the fact that one of his paws was caught in a cooking accident, and is permanently a chicken tender now. If you eat it, it regrows. This is why Bark and Falcon are fat, and also it's why Barki is called Tenderfoot.

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@SweetFalconpaw @AnxiousBarkpaw 'Oh, Barkpaw!' 'Oh! Oh' '*moan*' 'Harder!'
This is the real reason I died. I couldn't stand this anymore.

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@SweetFalconpaw @AnxiousBarkpaw YEAH EW I HEARD ALL OF IT LAST TIME

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@SweetFalconpaw @AnxiousBarkpaw yes why not you just do it on my dead body I don't care

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@SweetFalconpaw @AnxiousBarkpaw then what

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@SweetFalconpaw @AnxiousBarkpaw so you're just gonna do it in the middle of camp

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@AnxiousBarkpaw @SweetFalconpaw get a room

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@AnxiousBarkpaw @SweetFalconpaw If you say so

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@SweetFalconpaw @AnxiousBarkpaw big fat like
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that fat

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oh dear it seems I'm dead

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oh dear it seems I have the plague