Shelley

A little too much of all the things would be my best description. Marketing & public relations are my work. Dark beer, ice cream and over-thinking are my play.

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

I thought I was a hard ass about pain until I did microneedling.

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

@kkinglefort @beth_any4 Is that Adam?!?!!

[javeigh @javeigh]

honeydew melons are a goddamn SCAM. Get the FUCK out of my $6 fruit salad you FLAVORLESS morsel of DISAPPOINTMENT.

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

In my group texts the women alert the men when there's a good shirt selection because we're shopping in their department.

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

There's nothing like a While 30 to remind you that you're terrible at small talk when sober. #idontcarewhatyouresaying

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

@RyanGuid Unfortunately, yes we do. Mine currently says "play by the rules but be ferocious."

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

Time decides the wheres and whens. We decide what we keep.

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

My constant old lady question.

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

I just had to shave my legs with coconut oil in a New Orleans kitchen. Yeah, I'm gonna get fucked up.

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

Ariana Grande is right. God IS a woman.

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

I'm here to declare that unsweetened applesauce with CHERRIES is the wave of the future and I am here for it. Thank you, that is all.

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

Givers and Feufollet did a Cajun version of Heart of Gold and my mind done exploded. God, I love this town.

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

Oh geez, here we go. https://t.co/kDF5duygtX

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

@heyfern BRUH, yes.

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

The best thing about Bumble is swiping right (yes) to your male friends and now they're all confused about your intentions. Just giving you a confidence boost, ma'dude!

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

@RyanGuid

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

@RyanGuid Hmm. I feel like a poll should be taken to verify this.

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

@RyanGuid I think it's time for that, no?

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

I'm back! And by back, I mean that I finally remembered my password to this platform.

[Shelley @shellbellduran]

At what point am I allowed to pop off about the constant misspelling of my name? Asking for myself, whose name as two E's.