Shelley

Things have a way of working out.

[Shelley @shelleyet]

Update: didn’t fix my life

[Shelley @shelleyet]

Update: bought a peloton. I’ll let yall know if it fixes my life

[Shelley @shelleyet]

Me every day at work

[trash jones @jzux]

me on january 1: this year is gonna be all about balance

me on january 17: maybe if i drink enough coffee i’ll just burst into flames

[Shelley @shelleyet]

Every time I worry about being 30 and not having kids yet I watch summer house and/or winter house and I’m not worried anymore

[Shelley @shelleyet]

@brooke__estes I’m honored

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick, i will spend 4 hours cooking a meal that the recipe says should only take me 30 minutes

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

My daily cycle:

1. use my phone
2. charge my phone
3. use my phone while charging

[Shelley @shelleyet]

Or do ppl really have enough ppl texting them that they can ignore hundreds of texts? Ok just wondering

[Shelley @shelleyet]

So I’ve always wondered why and how people have hundreds of unread texts on their phone and I think I figured it out

[Shelley @shelleyet]

They’re not way more cool than me, it’s just stupid subscription texts from when you put your number in to get a discount code

[Shelley @shelleyet]

@sinisterhoodpod @Spotify hahaha idk if it’s amazing probably just means I have no life! But thank y’all for all that y’all do 🖤

[Shelley @shelleyet]

Thanks Sinisterhood for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 24,784 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/CFCe2YRbYY queens
@sinisterhoodpod

[Shelley @shelleyet]

Midnight Rain is the grown up version of Breathe @taylorswift13

[Shelley @shelleyet]

this is too true

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

[Shelley @shelleyet]

@Sarairai621 I miss youuuuu

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I am soooo aware of when I have been annoying that it haunts me even years later I can’t believe some ppl get to just live their lives having no idea that they are being insufferable

[Shelley @shelleyet]

@nikkii_m Yes 🙌

[Earth, Wind & Fire @EarthWindFire]

Busy tomorrow?
Asking for a friend.