Shell Geo

Slinger of the spirits. I cuss too much. 90’s music lover. Movie nerd. Hockey maniac. SI Lifer. I just want to stay home with my dogs and cats.

[Shell Geo @shellg13]

@caraathome @KenPaxtonTX @CityOfDallas @DallasPD Also, glad we voted down your raise, you sure as hell have proven you don’t deserve one.

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@caraathome @KenPaxtonTX @CityOfDallas @DallasPD Truly are an idiot politician that doesn’t give a damn about what the voters want. Keep that mentality when we remove you from your precious and undeserved office.

[Shell Geo @shellg13]

I’m a long time fan and I have never been more happy for a famous person than I am right now for @ThatKevinSmith ! Hearing that he finally has his cinematic epic, Dogma, back is everything we need right now!!! Can’t wait for the future of the #viewaskewniverse

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@BofA_Help Hello?!?!? How many times do i need to contact you people to get someone to answer me?!?!?

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Hey @BankofAmerica I’ve tried to call to report your atm not dispensing my money and all of your phone numbers are not working!!! You ate $260 of my money!!!!!! Wtf!!!!!!!!!

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@BofA_Help I’ve messaged.

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@BrendanCarrFCC You’re such a pissy prick. Can’t wait til your cheeto leader fails tuesday🤣🤣🤣

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@JasonKelce People being pissy that a man is bringing fun and laughter to the world is about as on par as it gets🤦🏼‍♀️

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@SpiritHalloween @nbcsnl Imagine being pissy because an ICONIC show does a sketch about you. Poor sport much @SpiritHalloween

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OMG!! I think I just realized @ThatKevinSmith and his movie Mallrats was our first introduction to Stan Lee cameos!🤯🤯🤯 Wish he was still here to do one in The 4:30 movie!

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@lilpump You really are that absolute stupid huh

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@lilpump What’s it like to be a literal idiot?🤣🤣🤣

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@DannieD01 @kaydee816 Trunt is my new favorite word for these psychos!!! Thank you for this gold!!!🤣🤣🤣

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@calleymeans @JasonKelce @tkelce @TODAYshow Dude, just stop. Stop using the Kelces for clicks

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@FreedomPlaceTim @DanPatrick Fyi, this country’s founders were having anal sex with their slaves, male and female. And your precious church leaders are violating your children. But keep on living in your bubble.

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@DanPatrick Keep church OUT of our state and schools! Gtfoh with your Gideon bullshit🤬🤬🤬

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@AlexGarro22 @ryanhallyall @wfaa

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@StormChaserChad @NWSNorman @NWSFortWorth @wfaa

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@JasonKelce @JasonKelce you are a G Damn gift to sports, comedy, podcasts, and soon sport casting!!! PLEASE do not take any of those fucks personal!!! Real humans understand context and you and a funny ass conversation!! Thankful for you and your voice/opinion!!

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@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored Why are you giving this woman a platform and PLEASE tell me you don’t actually believe?! Jeeezus Piers, sinking to a whole new level of trash now