shelli turney

i solemnly swear i am up to no good

[shelli turney @shelli_turney]

I just entered to win tickets to see Taylor Swift with special guests beabadoobee & Gracie Abrams! https://t.co/p7PNYRUKNa

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#SaluteToService

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Has anyone else noticed all the commercials and ads about the SEC games but not much on the “game day” game? We all know where they’d rather be. #ROLLTIDE #SECNation #firsttweetinaminute

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I'm baaaaaack #hellotwitter #itsbeenaminute

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@CateHolder NO! NO! NO! that def does not! 😷

[shelli turney @shelli_turney]

Happy taco Tuesday ❤️

[shelli turney @shelli_turney]

Happy singles awareness month #fuckfebruary

[shelli turney @shelli_turney]

When your dad asks about your love life.... #facepalm #idonthaveone #thanks

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@CateHolder omg I didn't even realize that 😂😂😂 #notaslut #oops

[shelli turney @shelli_turney]

My addiction to diet Dr peppers sickens me #jk #iloveit

[shelli turney @shelli_turney]

Unexpected and undeniable ❤️

[shelli turney @shelli_turney]

I have too many people in my life I care about right now. It's getting stressful

[shelli turney @shelli_turney]

I go from 0 to fuck everybody real quick

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When people ask me why I'm single: because I'm a sarcastic bitch who is unfuckingstable #youasked #truth #singleforever

[shelli turney @shelli_turney]

Caring too much is almost as bad as not caring enough #fact

[Kailyn Lowry @KailLowry]

I feel like that's saying "I like you enough to act like your gf/bf until someone who might be better comes along"

[Kailyn Lowry @KailLowry]

Can someone tell me why people will do relationship things with someone but claim they don't want a relationship?

[shelli turney @shelli_turney]

Note to self: make sure you put your funnel away when dad comes to visit #fml #hejudgedme

[shelli turney @shelli_turney]

Do you ever think about shit you did in the past and go, "why the fuck did no one punch me in the face?" #yeameneither #jk #allthetime