Shellie Cohen

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

@being_ulti It’s always interesting the little things that one prescribes extra meaning to when someone dies—the metaphor of the “something sweet” of Passover that reminded you of your gma is very lovely!
…also what goes into Egyptian charoset that isn’t in the European style?

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

@lisa_couper Congrats!! Can’t wait to see you (virtually) do your thing!! 😍😍😍

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

@BitterTwitts @cl00ds Hey now, let’s not forget about the fact that @cl00ds got to watch seal sing kiss from a rose please, so like top 3 probably

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If selling cakes makes bakers participants in gay marriages, then selling assault rifles makes gun manufacturers participants in mass shootings.

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

@being_ulti

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

Matthew McConaughey as a priest: All rise, all rise, all rise

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

@100percentBS @furyultimate are you talking about carol and finney? The inventors of dc scandal?

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

Me: wow I really gotta start working out again

Also me: imma bring this bag of skittles with me on this 20min walk

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

Having a very regular Thursday night sitting by myself at a hard kombucha brewery watching a burlesque show with live music (played by my bf) and hosted by a man named Scratch in a golden suit jacket and red fedora

[The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill @UNC]

What a night! 🏆 Congratulations @UNC_Pleiades! 🐏 #UNC

[The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill @UNC]

Congrats @UNC_Darkside!🏆

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

It’s wild how far ultimate has come and I’m just so so happy and incredibly impressed by @UNC_Pleiades and @UNC_Darkside !!! LETS GOOOO UNC!!🥇 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🌒🥇

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

Never trust anyone in a leather baseball hat, regardless of how good they are at piano

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

AHHH @ringultimate AHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

Also, love watching @100percentBS beast their way to finals, and love reading @BitterTwitts live tweets as it happens

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

My goodness it was so great to watch @PhxUltimate play SO WELL, 10 years after their last semis appearance (and maybe fitting that @lisa_couper scored the goal for @furyultimate after being on phx the year after that..in 2012??). WHAT. A. BATTLE.

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

I am both so deeply impressed at the strength of synchronized swimmers and at the same time so blown away that twins can pick the theme of EVIL DOLLS for their olympic routine. Also they probably listened to this creepy music so many times on repeat https://t.co/HuSYKKYIqw

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

Wowowo this Aarizona v Stanford game

[Shellie Cohen @shellie_cohen]

A biopic about cotton-eye joe finally returning to that place he left: WHY DID HE LEAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE?? HE HAD A LIFE HERE! HE HAD CHILDREN, A FAMILY!!