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Shrek is my favorite movie.

[🏄🏾‍♀️ @shellieninegems]

I’m making a comeback

[Netflix @netflix]

All the Shreks are on Netflix US right now 🚨

[rose @roseh1pps]

Question for people who believe that life begins at conception: would you sell liquor to this baby

[Kaya @kyylien]

Dating in 2025

[wor$⃝t aaron in america @rornronrnron]

boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

if you have a pet carrier at the airport it’s my right to peek in like who’s that

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[court ∘˚ ₊ 𝜗𝜚 ∘˚⊹ ˳° @courterlyy]

Tonight we drink for Him .

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

diva

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

These guys were both at Jan 6

[Alexis @TheRealAlexis]

BREAKING NEWS: Luigi Mangione will be replacing Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers after dumb fucking tweet

[🏄🏾‍♀️ @shellieninegems]

I’ve decided to start off the beginning of my new year of life with reactivating my Twitter usage

[🏄🏾‍♀️ @shellieninegems]

@fredrickthuglis This just happened to me 😭

[jordzilla @sordijinger]

oh you stole my mario party star? go fuck yourself. we will never be friends ever again.

[Laura @ldollaz_]

First day in hell.