michelle

negroni sbagliato with Prosecco in it

[michelle @Shelllyyyc]

Thinking about when my middle school bus driver would make me come to the front of the bus to read me poems about 9/11…. then 1 day he just disappeared

[michelle @Shelllyyyc]

I think I’m gonna give up pooping for lent!!

[weest @weest]

This is the kind of shit Vought pulls to make Homelander popular again

[𝐈. 𝐌. @ItumelengM__]

constantly.

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

We already tried that and they killed him

[snowboiiii @snowboiiii]

trump has the clear advantage here by having the kind of dementia that makes you loud and aggressive rather than the biden style of dementia where it feels like you’re slowly crossfading back to your baby years

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Making two geriatrics argue in front of the entire country at 9PM is diabolical

[vo @vanillaopinions]

do conservatives not realize this is what they actually sound like

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Wyd after work?"

Me already in bed:

[SH4MR™ @shamartTM]

Kendrick: you're a pedo

Drake: You're lying! I'm not attracted to Millie Bobbie Brown!

Kendrick: Who said anything about Millie Bobby Brown?

[AB @AB84]

“Sir you addressed the child rumor but didn’t say anything about the pedo allegation”

#CTESPN

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

If an embryo is frozen for 16 years, gets implanted and the person gives birth, is the infant coming out almost 17 years old? No, no they are not, because embryos aren’t children.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

mfs will use ANYTHING as a unit of measurement instead of the metric system

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

they aren’t protecting and they’re definitely not serving

[Long Lost Leif Erikson @509RhymeAnimal]

If your church can afford a foot washing commercial for the Superbowl it should be pay taxes. Like a lot of taxes.