Michelle Boring

Writer and teacher of CNF in Pittsburgh. Layout Editor of @strandedoakpress. Snuggler of Jack Russell pups.

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

New cover! New book!

[Stranded Oak Press @StrandedOak]

🚦 COVER REVEAL! kelly lorraine andrews gifts you a crown of sonnets this spring. Pre-order starting next week! • Blurb: @JoannaFuhrman / Art: @xiolathefairy

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

This book was one of my favs to make, so glad it’s loved out in the world ♥️♥️ Also, the poems 😍😍 @AvaCCipri is magic, pure magic.

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

Sometimes I think I might already be dead and in Hell and just not aware of it bc of the neverendingstacks of papers I have to grade. It’s like someone is just giving me random piles of papers I didn’t even assign to my students.

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

Hi. I forgot I have Twitter again. I’m hopeless. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

@shansankey This is the sweetest thing. Always grateful for you too. I would never have gotten this far without you. Thanks for pulling me along the horizontal with you. 😘❤️❤️

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

Hi. I shaved part of my head. That is all.

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

The thought of having to wake up in five hours to go back to work makes me want to cry. #toomanyjobs #paymealivingwage #overthis

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

@shansankey @_kimdow @MohnSlate @JudithVollmer1 @sundaygray @heathervmyers @motelsiren @BrittanyHailer @meghantmcclure @I_Write_Things @MelHirsh @hmvanderhart @MeredithJeffers @CoreyGinsberg11 @AvaCCipri @Sharla_R_Yates I was like who would tag me in something like this? Then I saw it was you. Thanks for the feels ❤️❤️

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

I got onto my Facebook, which I’ve been off of for 3 weeks now, for a minute today, and I just instantly hated everyone on it. So gone. 👋🏼

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

This whole thread though. 👏🏻👏🏻 https://t.co/o0C7lLWq0U

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

Every time I put perfume on now, I go “Spray, delay, and walk away” and do my best @jvn sashay through the mist. #queereyeproblems #itsnotaproblem

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

@_kimdow Didn’t this happen at the beginning of February too?

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

Just ended my @amazon Prime membership because of their relationship with the NRA. #bye #BoycottNRA

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

Have you ever wanted to be friends with the person in the car ahead of you based on their bumperstickers?

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

Taverna has a new poem out. Check it out! https://t.co/AkxK5GziPn

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

At dinner tonight w/ 5 yr old niece:
Me: Be careful with that plate it’s really old.
Mom: Yeah, that was my grandmother’s.
Me: And I get it when Grammie (my mom) passes away.
Niece: Then I get it when you die.
Me: 😯🤔 Touché
#shitkidssay #thegreatandpowerfulaubs

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

@bella_hella_rad I’m goal is to wear more T-shirt’s 🤫

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

Started putting my winter clothes away which means it will probably snow tomorrow.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Hey @FedEx why do you support the NRA?

[Michelle Boring @shellsbore]

Crying a lot because I checked my student loans out. #whatifijustdie #newplan