papa slyme

shells/winn | they | Professional complainer | Sexually + Mentally Stable | shoe size EU42 | ""ecologist""" | EN/华语(bad)/DE(Worse) | pfp by @Sonokido

[ganii (COMMS OPEN) @gahhnie]

16 / sfw / suggestive

[KOMA💙 @Waitingonwick]

They sent my cousin back to Nigeria to fix his behavior and this nigga joined Boko Haram

[🔙 @ylsimm9]

으찌러너2...

[Swag Enabler @CyberVillainess]

shordy you trying to sit down on this tiny ass dick?

[Merritz⋆˙⟡ | FLUFFTOBER 4 🎃 @Not_Merritz]

My goats
#CyberpunkEdgerunners2

[papa slyme @shellsist]

Wow

[papa slyme @shellsist]

now watching: kinky boots

[Punished Anchovy Enthusiast @itsanchover]

Installing mods on my son to make him really good at bringing me beer

[papa slyme @shellsist]

southeast asians love dancing over moving sticks. especially if they clap the sticks together like theyre trying to break the dancers ankles

[papa slyme @shellsist]

@pissvortex probably gonna be enough irl pictures and videos being constantly uploaded online for them 'running out of real life photo data' to ever be a concern

[Arc509 @Arc_5O9]

"My son will edit LiveLeak torture videos and get his dick sucked by an older woman with a blender mouth or he's not my fucking son"

[amanda @jailedamanda]

“If Marx was alive, he’d be a Maoist!”

“No, if Marx was alive, he’d be a Leninist.”

Marx, if he was alive today: I quite enjoyed Alejandro González Iñárritu’s film DIGGER starring Tom Cruise

[尤那比 @yonab_j]

#CyberpunkEdgerunners2
😋

[papa slyme @shellsist]

guy who still thinks the food chain is like a big triangle with humans at the top is like a medieval guy coming into the modern day and thinking that disease is still spread by bad smells

[papa slyme @shellsist]

this one is very funny because pigs and humans are quite literally on the same level on the food chain. both omnivores that get majority of their daily calories from plants. thats how trophic levels work man

[Deuce ❤️🔱🖤 @Def_Not_Deuce]

white people be like: " yeah i think pigs and minorities are on the same level of the food chain"

[russelbuck 🐶 🎶 ✨ WHAT DO I SAY? OUT NOW!!! :3 @russelbuck]

one sniff per vote

[papa slyme @shellsist]

@errai i once had a lane with an old grandma with a gigantic cart filled with shit and i was like 'can i go first i only have 4 things' and she counted them in my basket and was like 'no too many.. too many...'

[Terri @_Terricka]

Did yall hear about Vladimir Putin opening the oldest vault to reveal images of biblical figures? They all black every single one.