Phujoshi Phil

i gender identify is they | Professional complainer | Sexually + Mentally Stable | shoes US 10 | ""biologist""" | EN/华语(bad)/DE(Worse) | pfp by @Sonokido

[Teddy🐶🔜FUR EH @bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[🌌🩸Hal☯️thane 氟烷🔞🦋 @YumeNatty]

It's genuinely upsetting. Like a gaping wound in the Noosphere right next to you

[DACHSHUND LOST IN SACRAMENTO @FalconryFinance]

the shape store

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

@Lamb2th it settles to the bottom under the ice

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when u get a cocktail and they muddle a little fruit into the cup are you supposed to reach in and eat the pulp or do u just leave it

[Key 🗝 🦊 @KeyTryer]

lol

[duen / niko @datLucario]

yes . anime boys are a type of woman

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

@Dumbbitchcat inshallah

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

@FURSONAHAVER i dont speak latin

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

is it pronounced latin-x like malcom x or is it pronounced like la tinks

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

he dont talk to other witches cuz they gossip bout how he be in his house with little girls

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

reading witch hat atelier. now tell me why qifrey hangin out with those kids in his big house

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

@fandomxgoddess @angelc0ded i put my woman on da big expanding wire winder and open her up BIGTIME ans then i wind her into a ball

[Damdalion @damian_arts]

By the way, let me explain how they are 'gay'. The bigger one, the oldest, wants to be the boy in the relationship and refuses to be the egg layer while the smaller one is too young to have female organs, so he is a boy too. Every week, they hug and kiss for hours without mating

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

@90PercentMarten he did.

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@datLucario TRVE

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@datLucario im looking atr you with really wet teary eyes because i need constant affirmation or ill lose it

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@datLucario sorry should i change the post