Phujoshi Phil

i gender identify is they | Professional complainer | Sexually + Mentally Stable | shoes US 10 | ""biologist""" | EN/华语(bad)/DE(Worse) | pfp by @Sonokido

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

@sonokido now give her a custom jersey that has shoulder pads n shi

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

@thyrll either connections or a business degree but theyre all so. like. an office is so trad

[the meeper @Gay__Edge]

beast mode

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

kriska (kris x vriska)

[_ @HamChalk]

@LiveLavL0ve Don’t poke fun at the poor boy he just wants to be included.I recommend you force feed him synthesised hormones that don’t exist in nature, we can call it ‘Amesterone’. Give him it once and he’ll start to crave it. Eventually he’ll be unrecognisable as a white man or even a human

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

😈😈😈😈😋😋😋😋😋😋

[Teddy🐶🔜FUR EH @bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[🌌🩸Hal☯️thane 氟烷🔞🦋 @YumeNatty]

It's genuinely upsetting. Like a gaping wound in the Noosphere right next to you

[DACHSHUND LOST IN SACRAMENTO @FalconryFinance]

the shape store

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

@Lamb2th it settles to the bottom under the ice

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

when u get a cocktail and they muddle a little fruit into the cup are you supposed to reach in and eat the pulp or do u just leave it

[Key 🗝 🦊 @KeyTryer]

lol

[duen / niko @datLucario]

yes . anime boys are a type of woman

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

@Dumbbitchcat inshallah

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

@FURSONAHAVER i dont speak latin

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

is it pronounced latin-x like malcom x or is it pronounced like la tinks

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

he dont talk to other witches cuz they gossip bout how he be in his house with little girls

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

reading witch hat atelier. now tell me why qifrey hangin out with those kids in his big house

[Phujoshi Phil @shellsist]

@fandomxgoddess @angelc0ded i put my woman on da big expanding wire winder and open her up BIGTIME ans then i wind her into a ball