Lauren Shelley

I sell seashells down by the seashore.

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

Yep. http://t.co/MgZUOeaCc1

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

@Nordstrom live chat is the best thing that's happened to me in years. THANK YOU "Shelley D." for helping this Shelley out!!

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

Gonna go ahead & say my worst decision of the day was eating buffalo chicken dip while watching the food poisoning scene in Bridesmaids #vom

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

#Pauperstatus @Shannymcd

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

#sweeps #stlouis #SWLUVStation

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

Is butter a carb?

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

@BlairT12 @Shannymcd I would stay in the same STATE if "no cellulite" was tossed in as well

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

@ComcastOrlando yes, can you advise as to why Comcast is absolutely abhorrent in all aspects of customer service?? #genarden

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

@comcast could not be worse #neveragain #worstcustomerservice #amyschumerwassoright

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

GEN-AR-DEN #comcastsucks

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

I wanted to work today but then Solange kicked JayZ in an elevator #priorities

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

I mean can SOMEONE help me out here?!?!? #forgottentemperatures #transitionalweather #chicago

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

And then I bought a giant pink gem speaker and my life was complete #webegemmin #youreagem #literally

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

Eating sushi while I walk cause that's how I roll #punintended

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

If your bank account falls below $25 but you didn't get the courtesy balance notification, did it ever really happen? #letssayno

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

Does puking fireball count as breathing fire?

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

My friends are mature. @Shannymcd

[CatherineGiudiciLowe @clmgiudici]

Who run the world (GIRLS) #thebachelor

[Dina Fierro @dinafierro_]

Nikki looks like a girl who'll be sobbing privately in the shower later tonight #Bachelor

[Lauren Shelley @shellsncheeze]

NO ONE is rude to @chrisbharrison . NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #juanasslo #assforbrains