Shell Things

Boy mom, beach girl, bookworm, ball games. Juggling (never balancing) parenting and work while trying not to lose myself along the way.

[Shell Things @shellthings]

Pretty sure Belly just challenged @Febreze_Fresh to prove they really work. #tsitpseason3

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Hey! I've got 20% off at Kendra Scott that I'd like to share with you! Don't wait, this offer will expire soon. https://t.co/2jH73lzNSm

[Shell Things @shellthings]

Middle school math teacher moving to high school. Would appreciate any help! https://t.co/TeU7zw9XhC #clearthelist

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I'm attending the 2024 Make Math Moments Virtual Summit from @makemathmoments #mmmsummit2024 RT if you think others will find this helpful 🙌 https://t.co/ZESBG2bVlV #mmmsummit2024

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@MsYouDoYou I think I remember seeing that in older commercials.

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@MsYouDoYou Or anything other than ice cream

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Jack is headed to college next month. Sharing his wishlist. Surely someone I know wants to get him that Taylor Swift flag. Though he'd appreciate anything! Thanks in advance! 🩷 https://t.co/vMaHgnlGFc

[Shell Things @shellthings]

Banff Sweepstakes #giveaway #sweepstakes @dollarflights https://t.co/q5KjSGSgkX

[Dianne Gallagher 🤘🏼 @DianneGallagher]

Nothing screams “you don’t know shit” like the suicide of a really “happy looking” person.

RIP Twitch

[Sydney Fields @sydney_fields1]

My best friend just got treated poorly and broke up w her bf and he forgot she’s logged into his espn and now she’s dropping every player on his fantasy teams and picking up free agents

[rocketsurgeon @rocketsurgeon19]

@wingstop This cracks me up
I just imagine a whole ass board of directors discussing what their next tweet should be,and some intern rolls a white board into the conference room,and he dramatically unveils the companies next tweet:“Fuck”
Silence sweeps over the board room
Executives cheer

[Shell Things @shellthings]

Whoa. I really used to tweet a LOT.

[Shell Things @shellthings]

Occasionally, I remember I have a Twitter account. #TwoTweetsAYearKeepsMyProfileActiveRight

[Finding Funny @AngieFindsFunny]

@colbertlateshow @PreussPets @actionkarate https://t.co/GNEijFyeRR @Lizz_Porter could use a #ColbertSmallBizzBump - 1 year after buying dream home lost everything in California river fires, and every sale helps! #womanowned #SmallBusiness great #customizedgifts and #novelties

[Honeycomb @Honeycomblux]

November is National Gratitude Month! Instead of being sharing thanks and #gratitude only on Thanksgiving, let's share all month long.

What's one thing that you're grateful for today?

[Shell Things @shellthings]

@flaviar_com if I order a tasting box, how long does it take for shipping?

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@primantibros @_TJWatt @DerekWatt34 @JJWatt Pittsburghers are stubborn and like tradition. Change the name and we’ll still call you Primanti Bros.