2.0

stairway to hell • highway to heaven

[2.0 @shelly2pt0]

When is it my turn to host Blue’s Clues. I am surprisingly qualified

[2.0 @shelly2pt0]

“Really? I swear I told you about this” -my mom when I confronted her about the large portrait of my Facebook profile picture she is bedazzling

[2.0 @shelly2pt0]

The new NSYNC song is my joker origin story

[swags 💫 @bbswaggggs]

What is so amazing about this show is that each of them spent the last 12 hours talking shit and plotting each other's demise and yet:
#bb25

[2.0 @shelly2pt0]

Jared spelling in tonight’s veto just to land on elongd #BB25

[Game of Roses @GameOfRosesPod]

She came back home to us this time ❤️ #TheBachelorette

[farah mynaf ☾ @farahmynaf]

i’ll screenshot anything, i’m a historian

[2.0 @shelly2pt0]

@sowhatmusicfest babes where do we get our VIP t shirts 😂

[jonah @JonahGraber]

which one of these should i drop next

[helena riley @freshhel]

I would be so nice to Charlie brown at a party

[survivor out of context @survivor00C]

#survivor cook islands e06

[2.0 @shelly2pt0]

To be described as a faberge egg

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

I can't stop laughing at Carson being a stage mom to Carolyn in final Tribal Council. A perfect reversal of their relationship the first 25 days #Survivor44

[2.0 @shelly2pt0]

Someone please redact this bc I got TWO different ads for online ozempic prescriptions today. Or wait…maybe this is the long game for a class action lawsuit

[2.0 @shelly2pt0]

I have transcended beyond the average consumer. Instagram isn’t showing me ads for products or services anymore, only class action lawsuits.

[2.0 @shelly2pt0]

To my first two gray hairs

[Bitter Jurors @BitterJurorsPod]

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⢸⡀⣿⠀🎀⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉🎀⠀⣹⠀⡇
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[2.0 @shelly2pt0]

When will it be gods plan for me to watch the fast and the furious