Shelly Turner

I don’t understand the question and won’t respond to it.

[Shelly Turner @Shelly383]

@Variety This is not hard. Anne as lead. Morton as supporting.

[Shelly Turner @Shelly383]

@RRunner1111 @Zoya_ki_batein So I guess you don’t read up on it, huh?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

DONALD TRUMP WIRED MONEY TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN 4,700 TIMES.

4,700 TIMES.

DON'T. STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. EPSTEIN.

[chomper94 @chomper1994]

"We are excited to announce that Toy Story is our best selling franchise. To celebrate, we'll be laying off the employees who made that possible."

[Shelly Turner @Shelly383]

@Playteaux1 I’ve never been more attracted to a man when Dan picks up his coat.

[Michal Tal, PhD @ImmunoFever]

Last year some regrettable cost cutting decisions were made about foodborne pathogen testing, ending 28 years of screening for cyclosporiasis and quickly catching and quenching several outbreaks. Now we still have no idea what the source of this outbreak is. This is the price!!!

[Shelly Turner @Shelly383]

@shipxluv Absolutely not.

[Shelly Turner @Shelly383]

@poeticardigan I literally say this exact thing every time a new adaptation is released… I’m so tired.

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

When the world seems close to pear shaped,
When leaders fill you with despair
When things look dark and dreary
And love seems far too rare -
CUDDLE A DUCK
[ It works ...]

[Shelly Turner @Shelly383]

@loveislandusa @peacock I know this isn’t the same Dylan that was continuously harping on Kenzie’s “pattern of behavior” talking sh*t about Melanie being upset with Sincere?

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT A BUSINESS

ITS PURPOSE IS NOT TO MAKE MONEY

[Alex @dubsa98]

As someone who works with transgenic mouse models for cancer research, this is objectively one of the funniest things I’ve seen a real life politician post

[Shelly Turner @Shelly383]

@Egwudili Because 36 is not old.

[Shelly Turner @Shelly383]

@Joycee_baby She’s right. But also, she was apparently not put off by him doing that?

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i cannot think of a more perfectly distilled example of why so many survivors of sexual assault don’t come forward

[Shelly Turner @Shelly383]

@TaraBull She learned nothing from The Substance.

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

If Republicans in Congress can’t afford to feed their families on $174,000 a year. Then it’s time they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and got a second job.

Isn’t that the bullshit, that they tell us?!

[Shelly Turner @Shelly383]

I am continuously dumbfounded by the fact that these people are so openly corrupt and greedy, and yet half the country supports them and will continue to support them. And it’s to their own detriment. Unreal.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Mike Johnson says Congress can't survive on $174k because of inflation, and uses that to justify letting members trade stocks.

Incredible take from the guy who decided his only job was taking orders from the President.