Herr Trigger

18+ adult memes and crap. NSFW Im obsessed

[Herr Trigger @shelly93075930]

Eat, Pray, Aardvark #OneWordOffBooks @midnight

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Apparently there are no points for close #MyValentinesRemorse

[Dawn Keypunch @Robogiggles]

Happy #ValentinesDay @HungryHoleX @cranky_unfun_1 @JoeZuEmpPenguin @_Rotten_Apple @shelly93075930 @gerald_paoli @benatarboy83 XOXOXO

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@SynnaSlater @Robogiggles @Gunner3174 so full

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Orange you glad you're mine? #WhiteHouseCandyHearts

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I'm Putin it in your butt #WhiteHouseCandyHearts

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I gave you an alternative STD #WhiteHouseCandyHearts

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Welcome to Hooters!

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#MyIdeaOfLoveIs no name calling like girlfriend or wife.

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I'm wearing your underwear now #MakeItWeirdIn5Words

[Sparrow @6CentsRose]

Rubs lotion on it's skin
#MakeItWeirdIn5Words

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@0v3rthOught thanks, gets me in trouble a lot

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@0v3rthOught I know I do

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@0v3rthOught if I had a dime...

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Does my butthole look funny? #MakeItWeirdIn5Words

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C'mon! Did you cry uncle? #MakeItWeirdIn5Words

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#SomeStuffIAmGoodAt losing my interest about 95% way through a project or a relationship

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#SomeStuffIAmGoodAt making dirty jokes.

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#SomeStuffIAmGoodAt saying something inappropriate most of the time

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@StillNotJenna @layingbackeatin I can never finish tacos during sex