Shelly🦋

existence is pain! 🫠
parasitic leech... very invasive. 🌻
make choices future-you is proud of. ✨️

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

Insert coin to continue... 10, 9, 8....

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

Ridicule-less 🎩 🪄 🔮 ✨️

#ropa

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

Damn! Whats up wit all deez books?!?!?

#hella #brilla #wedidit #anotherbrickinthewall #doyourwork
#eyesonyourownpapernow

🥰😘🤪🫡😴🫣🤭🤓🩰🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️🎡🎠🪠🚽🚰✨️🌟🎇🧞‍♀️💕😍🥰💘💃🏼🩱

[viktor @k111vv]

Abusers be like why the fuck did you tell them I abused you that’s abusive

[ⓘ @MyKindaHell]

Just know a person who doesn’t like hearing the truth don’t like telling it either.

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

Sorry sorry. Dont wanna spoil the ending. You go

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

The dramatics! Gasp! No!

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

Hoo hoo hee hee. Im here!!!!!! I found you!!!!!!!!!

Helloooooooooooooo

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

#issheevil #isshegood #idk #lol #shespsycho #psychobarbie #ropa #stayweird #stayfresh #werewatching #alwayswatching

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

And my keddy from candy crunchy- and I was her Ishmael. And then my babooshka Ashley younger. And that pesky nat that I can never seem to shake off no matter how hard I try 😘

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

Gardner mows that nonsense down because... maaaaaannnn... kaneen? Sup? Let's torch this motha upppppppp

#ourunitedstatesofwhatevaaaa #rubberducky
#thatsbecausewehaventkissed
#wellnotyet #whoareyou
#ireallywannaknow #irisheyes #feelinlucky

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

But then comes marching in Gilmore to correct with the wand and distract.

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

Stewaaaarrrrttttt.... now stewaaarrrrtttt!

#lookwhathecando #whereitallbegan

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

I just peed my pants a little

#tinkleshell #oopsie #teehee #teepee #youmfer #whateva

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

Yeehaw and ride em on cowboyssssss!!!!!

At this point I dont even...

[Shelly🦋 @shellyaush]

Do we even really know who be runnin this world?!?!? 🤔 😏💭😁😬🥶🥵🤬🥱🤒😷🤢😤💩💨💨💨💭💤🫯🫯🫯🫯💫💫🫰🫯🫯🫯💫💫🫰🫰🫰🫯🫯🫯💫💫🤘🤘🤙🤙🫯🫯💫💫😭🥺😱🤠🤠

High ho silverware awaaaaayyyyy

🫰👈🫰👈👆👆🫰🦿🦷🦴👀🧠🫁🦻👎👎👎💥💥💥💣💣💣🙀🙀👹👹☠️💩💩💩💩💩🥶🥶🥶🤪🤪🤪

(Jim and I go wayyyyy back! 😉)

#ders #thatsalottapooptoscoop #brainwashed