Levi Schechtmann came in, sat down at that piano like a normal human, and then straight-up ascended. Fingers moving faster than my brain could process, classical runs slamming into hip-hop beats like they were always meant to be together. That boy was cooking so hard the piano definitely filed for maternity leave right after.🔥 😅🎹🎶🎵🎶
Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.
Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
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@SlaterNFL@AmericanAir I don't fly much anymore. I was shocked/not shocked to discover that we don't 'earn' frequent flyer credit on the most economically priced tickets. Have all airlines switched to this?
I sent pics and several messages in May. 2 minutes with a Kevlar bite force dino and the nose and that stuffing gone. Several attempts, requests to get some type of replacement. Nothing.
Cheaply made, over priced ($17) and false advertising. Shame on you.
@TristateInfra A governor's job is to do what's best for the residents of the state. Ciatarelli has already declared his agenda is to help Trump. That's a deal breaker. So is a 10% state tax on everything which he's also declared/ promised.
@GovKathyHochul Dont non-jewish men wear a yamulka when attending memorial services in a synagogue? Non-Muslim women can wear a hijab at a Muslim funeral. There's no religious prohibition against it, and it's considered a sign of respect for the deceased and their family.
@BongPyro420 @ayaonx I was lucky enough to read the Mad Magazine parody of 2001:A Space Odyssey (which they titled A Space Oddity I think). It made the movie so much easier to understand!
@Ikennect I've had 2(not ass up but lying on the side). A friend didn't get one until gut issues sent him to the ER and they discovered s2 colon cancer. My maternal aunt (hifiber, low sugar diet since her 20s )discovered colo-rectal cancer on her first one, lived 20yrs. Just get one ffs