Shelly Deli

Former honorary member of the "Sisters"

[Nozza_ @Nozza_]

Imagine winning the World Cup and then Revolver dropping a few days later

[Shelly Deli @shellydeli_]

I don't think I've ever grown to dislike someone more after following their Twitter account than the gay baiting stand up dude.

Don't wanna say his name because he definitely vanity searches and he'll probably use some sort of slur against me too

[Shelly Deli @shellydeli_]

Need to meet the people who would say A

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

You win a some expense paid 10 day vacation to coastal Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The catch? You can only stay within one section. Which do you choose?

[The Grand Poobah @dukedelmonico]

They blew him up in Philly last night. Blew up his house too.

[Shelly Deli @shellydeli_]

Please don't take out the windshield of my beautiful Buick LeSabre

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Baseball whips ass because one minute you’re like “Haha, I will never die” and the next minute you’re so enraged that you throw your microwave through the windshield of your neighbour’s Buick LeSabre.

[Shelly Deli @shellydeli_]

Twitter users when they start losing an argument to someone with 🏳️‍⚧️ in their handle

[jack @TeeHaitchGee]

CMONNN. GO SLURS GO

[Shelly Deli @shellydeli_]

@DeMickyD RAAAAHHH THIN LIZZY MENTIONED

[Saif @SaifQuadri]

The greatest wrestler ever is the one who sees this and ends up donating a huge amount to help Yasmeen get the knee surgery she needs and helps save her from the excruciating pain she’s in.

[Shelly Deli @shellydeli_]

So does this count as dark woke or no?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you’re one of the 11,000 people subscribing to Casey Anthony’s Substack, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

[august @regularaugust]

The Dark Knight Rises has cultural impact because my brain jolts when I hear the phrase “big guy”

[Shelly Deli @shellydeli_]

Kwingsletsplay is a chud abuser????

[4EvilResident2 @4Evil_Resident2]

Greatest regret in hindsight was that I watched the chud domestic abuser’s channel instead of this guy

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

This video contains the most merciless, efficient killing machine America’s ever produced.

Behind Curt Cignetti in the pace car there’s also a few Blackhawk helicopters.

[🌵》𝕸𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓 •𝐃𝐎𝐆•𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓷'《🌲 @HickoryHickey]

My mom: You will NEVER be a woman... your chromosomes... all your gay highschool friends turned you trans
My dad:

[💥 Domo48 💥 @Tron_Catt_]

when kendrick said "I pray my dick get big as the eiffel tower" I had to sleep with a nightlight for a whole week

[Shelly Deli @shellydeli_]

@ettingermentum Tweet sounding like some shit ass 4 verts New England Patriots themed play call in Madden

[Shelly Deli @shellydeli_]

Something something lucky every time

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

CNN reporters heard what appeared to be dozens of gunshots near the White House on Saturday, triggering a lockdown and a rapid response from the US Secret Service https://t.co/qezgnnKCHg

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

fucking lol going to weaponize this image against pop punk forever

[Shelly Deli @shellydeli_]

Forever sad I never got to see the two Krennic aura shots that got cut on the big screen

[Vashi Nedomansky, ACE @vashikoo]

ROGUE ONE (2016)
All 46 shots and lines of dialogue used in trailers, teasers and promos that are NOT in the theatrical release of the film.

[COEXIST Inc @coexistinc]

Farewell to Stephen Colbert! I will miss your laundering the reputations of war criminals, like when you danced with Kissinger. It's a shame Trump got you fired because he made you a liberal martyr instead of the parable of the Obama era’s humorless and empty corporate moralism.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Down to their last strike...

HOLY PITT! 😳