Michelle Shifflett

add 1 teaspoon of water, and stir✨

[Michelle Shifflett @shellylizz]

My biggest pet peeve is not appreciating how valuable another’s time is, do NOT leave someone waiting for hours for no reason

[Michelle Shifflett @shellylizz]

“Do you think I can get electrocuted from trimming my nose hairs with my nose ring in??” 😂😂😂

[Michelle Shifflett @shellylizz]

Awkwardly quiet Ubers make me so uncomfortable

[anika @champagnesucks]

breaking no contact to wish him a happy Amazon prime day

[(っ•̀ㅅ•́ c ) @michibuns]

I know a hot dog hate to see me coming

[���� @bambinasalina]

what if my sleeping schedule isn’t even bad but I’m just living on the wrong side of the world

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i HATE when someone is a fraternal twin bc it is so obvious that one of them got more nutrients in the womb and what… I’m supposed to not notice that ????

[toxic king @toxicking]

Everytime you wanna stop drinking somebody birthday or a holiday come up smh

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

you know what hurts the most? bro, my back.

[Fabzz @whosfabzz]

Nobody apologized for how they treated me they just blamed me for how I reacted.

[b @abeecdefme]

i owe myself an apology for all the shit i let slide

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

hearing “im proud of you” when you're having a hard time hits different

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

the fact that i procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason i still procrastinate

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

"Don't run back to him" ok l'Il just walk then