dracula’s dad

33 | melee mom | actual mom | sheik main | tiny house | 💍 @ssbmBLOOM

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

checking my email at the function

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

went absolutely insane today

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

i keep increasing my longest skate by 2 miles each time, hit 16 yesterday

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

i’ve skated 50 miles a week for the past 3 weeks depression can’t hit a moving target

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

backrooms (making out at the drive-in) was good

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

it’s da freaking weeking

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

sent jacob a video of me having an ice cream cone on the skate trail while he’s in the middle of 5 emergency calls at work

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

me every 3 weeks

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

@OrcWarrior77 run and tell that

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

Hot take but listening to an audiobook is not reading and it’s actually insane to think otherwise

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

my house is so removed from religion that my 10 y/o just said “the devil, as in sauron?”

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

saturday nite

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

if you see me on the trail and you’re on an e-bike look the other way baby

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

and what

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

genuinely sad over a guy who didn’t have toilet paper in his apartment any of the 5+ times i came over. put me down like a dog

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

my cover letter is a word doc that says “hire me or i’ll kill myself and write (company name) on the bullet” in 48 font

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

i think it’s time for a Lost rewatch

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

jacob was with his ex for 7 years and proposed to me on our 100th day of dating lmao why is this real

[Circe @vocalcry]

This is actually the strongest sign the man will propose in 3 months

[Anomaly @BRUIS3D_ANG3L]

He’s so fucking hot I want to fistfight him

[dracula’s dad @shellymiscavage]

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