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not flirting just hot & talking

[♑︎ @shellysodope]

What’s your favorite scary movie?

[paul @paulswhtn]

every now and then Carrie will meet somebody in SATC and just regress like girl why you high on this man’s parents balcony eating spicy hot wings

[.˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚. 444 .˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚. @lilbrownthangg]

Hispanics are cursed with losing their Tupperware

[♑︎ @shellysodope]

Me & Sabrina:

[the meji. @mejitwo]

unfortunately i think i do want a masters degree

[disco barbie @annabesss]

whoever did her tits deserves a standing ovation

[♑︎ @shellysodope]

I think the majority of people in this god forsaken town is stupid, dirty & useless.

[♑︎ @shellysodope]

Love my son so much 🩷

[aaron  @aarontsuarez]

OMG JACOB ELORDI 🫦

[jezz @JezziiB]

Men refuse to use condoms, to get vasectomized, and to raise children. And yet they want to punish women who have abortions. That's misogyny, not morality.

[♑︎ @shellysodope]

My Latina mother did in fact convince me that if I got pregnant in high school I’d be fat & ugly like Yolanda for the rest of my life & that is actually how I remained celibate & beat teen pregnancy.

[baby L @liliana_walls]

mexican moms:

[♑︎ @shellysodope]

2 years down, 2 more to go. 🤪

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

first lunatic in my family to be self aware

[♑︎ @shellysodope]

Magna Cum Laude baddies @sabrizzlefish 🤪

[♑︎ @shellysodope]

I feel like I can breathe again 🥹🩷

[♑︎ @shellysodope]

I have once again succeeded out of spite.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

women in STEM (suffering, turmoil, emptiness, malaise)

[♑︎ @shellysodope]

Telling me to move out of the way before I’ve had coffee is wild cuz I’ll make us both late

[♑︎ @shellysodope]

@sabrizzlefish You fucking bodied it.

[♑︎ @shellysodope]

MY BEST FRIEND HAS A MF BACHELORS AND RECEIVED HIGH HONORS!!!!! @sabrizzlefish

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I recently heard something I can’t unhear: Over 80% of the feedback women receive at work is about their personality; not their work. I know it’s true.

[♑︎ @shellysodope]

The truth is ugly & limits have been found.