Shelly

hell was the journey but it brought me heaven ACNH. Mental Health. Outdoorsy. Gym.

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

"Commencing at the siren, any & all crime (including murder) will be legal" #ThePurge @UniversalHorror @kath_purge

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

If anyone needs a ticket for Berkeley Ethel Cain tonight I’m on my way with a free spare ticket!

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

I made 20+ friendship bracelets for @NoahKahan SLC Utah show. Please come and get one!! See y’all on Tuesday 🫶🏻

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I find myself siding with the monsters from A Quiet Place like yes please shut the fuck up

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Love the part of the anti depressant commercial where the handsome guy stares at me and tells me there’s a chance my bones disintegrate and my brains liquify and then the guy throws the frisbee for his dog

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

The AXS presale was so much better

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

I got waitlisted for Noah Kahan so I’m gonna need my clients to start tipping more so I can afford the resale prices 🥴

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

Still thinking about @NoahKahan playing Call Your Mom and how I sobbed all my makeup off and my husband had to hold me the entire time. That song means so much to me.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

You want a picket fence and a dog
I wanna watch you watch the rain fall

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

VIP in Spokane @NoahKahan see you there 🥰

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

@kaylamedof @NoahKahan The email and text I received said it would be today 🥲

[natty kasambala @nattykasambala]

not to sound geriatric but this system of having to download an app for every single venue, club, bar, event is actually pushing me to the BRINK

[Katie Raye ⚡️ @katierayeee7]

bf who drives everywhere 🤝 passenger princess girlfriend who says “COWS” every time she sees them

[trash jones @jzux]

what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

I have two tickets to the Twenty One Pilots show in SF. I am heartbroken I can’t make it. Please message me if you or you think someone you know is interested. #THEICYTOUR

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

I moved to Montana and most likely can’t come back to CA to use my tickets to the Twenty One Pilots show in SF. If anyone knows how to sell them please let me know 😭😭😭😭

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

The only med spas around here are open m-f the same hours I work 🙃 I think it qualifies as a drs appointment…

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

Every week I say this is the week I do better. And I don’t 🥴 let’s try it again…🙃

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

Why do I choose such difficult jobs 🥴

[Shelly @shellyw00d]

So I’ve really watched 400 episodes of Grey’s Anatomy huh?