Michelle

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

[Michelle @shellzee5]

Guys it happened!!!! hands down the best 7 seconds of my life 🙌🏼 !!

[Michelle @shellzee5]

@gronkjunior ��️❤️

[megan @chismosavirus]

we as a society need to start sitting on the porch more

[Michelle @shellzee5]

I need recommendations for a good, full coverage, long lasting foundation!

[Michelle @shellzee5]

@arend_veronica 🤣Or has any filter on it like .......

[Repzilla @zillarage]

Unwanted kissing is an often overlooked form of sexual assault; Sexual assault is an act of violence.

[Michelle @shellzee5]

Gonna build my immune system back up from wearing these masks 24/7 and go eat some dirt

[Michelle @shellzee5]

@kgrezz3 Yessss😭😭😭 I wish !

[Michelle @shellzee5]

Something that bothers me is that some music sings about cheating and getting with all these people. Like why are you promoting that. If you cheat on your significant other you are literal scum of the earth. You are not cool. Just grow a fucking pair and break up with them.

[Michelle @shellzee5]

Today marked 1 year with my best friend. Never thought I believed in soulmates until I met Gabe, I guess when you know you just know 😍🥰

[Jen Schroeder @jen_schro]

Wait. Did she just throw the ball at her?

[Michelle @shellzee5]

I’m just thankful my friends have never gotten me blow up balloons of the age I was turning on my birthday #blessed

[Michelle @shellzee5]

Walking in the mall & I pass a couple, they were holding hands & she was talking to him, instead of listening to his gf talk he was staring at girls on the damn poster. Girl, it took all I had in me not to kick your man in the dick, I hope you find someone better. 🚮

[Michelle @shellzee5]

My dog and boyfriend are the best, I was home sick today and I couldnt ask for better care or company 😭❤️

[Michelle @shellzee5]

Why does eating fast food on a plate feel so wrong

[Michelle @shellzee5]

I’m thinking about getting my ears professionally de-waxed with my stimulus check. Hear me out, I can’t hear shit. Ever

[Michelle @shellzee5]

And this tweet is for the men who objectify women and see their bodies as trends or have unrealistic expectations. Natural beauty is beautiful. So a big fuck you if any of those apply to you.

[Michelle @shellzee5]

This a tweet for my women:
Your natural body is BEAUTIFUL, wear what you want to wear, don’t let anyone objectify you or make you feel like your body type is or isn’t a “trend”

[Michelle @shellzee5]

It’s crazy how there is something cheetah print in every store you go to now, like I’ve been wearing cheetah print since Snooki invented that shit. All of the credit goes to Snooks

[Michelle @shellzee5]

@LaineNewell HAHA SAME

[Michelle @shellzee5]

@alicialartey @eringilfoy yep