Shelley

bitch tiddies

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

I get on Twitter once in a manic moon and right now it’s to follow @Hozier who I’m going to see for my birthday in May🥹

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

@Sips_

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

my husband minding his own business:

me, passionately throwing my head back: “BRUNO SAYS IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN.”
#Encanto

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

toe BEAMS

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Wanting tacos so bad but knowing I won’t taste them🥲

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

damn movies with child characters hit different after you have kids. I’m just seeing my little girl in them😭

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

I have taken being able to taste things for granted my entire life. Worst symptom😐

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

Just chilling and realizing the create a sim song is playing in my head lmao wtf

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

trying to get a blanket out from under myself so I can use it is literally one of my least fav things, I get so mad🙃

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

@eternallymcu Burgers, Dr Pepper, everything important to me🥲

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

Just made cheeseburgers and they literally don’t taste like anything lmao this is infuriating

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN explain

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

keep forgetting I can’t react or comment on anything and it’s SO ANNOYING IM SORRY FOR SAYING BAGEL SLUT

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

Got a 24 hr facebook ban for saying bagel slut, how is ur day going

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

yo covid sucks so much

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most wholesome thing i’ve ever seen

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

covid pos😔

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

was supposed to leave for reno yesterday but cancelled bc of covid. bff text me last night that it’s a good thing we cancelled bc she tested pos. we’re quarantined waiting for results rn.

thnx universe for saving us from a nonrefundable cancel vs a semi refundable 1🙏🏻💋

[Shelley @shellzilla_]

ahem