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“If you catch me lurking, I’m just eavesdropping.” ~ Frankie Bergstein

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

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@Fibby1123 Haha! As you can see in his reply, that’s not the name.

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@EliMcCann What a wonderful name!!

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

"I know some of you might be expecting us to make a joke about whether The Bear is really a comedy...but in the true spirit of The Bear we will not be making any jokes"

—Eugene Levy during his #Emmys opening monologue

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It’s true. Plus, this movie is so good.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

One of the best bloopers of all time

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@freganmitts We got our sectional from Costco.

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Going back to work after being on vacation for a week feels so dumb. Like why am I clickity clacking on a keyboard when I could be on an Aquabus in Canada exploring new places or eating in cute little restaurants. See? Work is dumb. I guess I need it to do the fun stuff though.

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Far too often the Genovia National Anthem gets stuck in my head, and I have no idea why, but it’s there.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Capybara made his day

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@TerryHammon @TaubGVWire I couldn’t believe he used “principal” as an example. These are people who are dealing with children, and in the community. You better believe they’re held to a high moral standard. What a ridiculous example.

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@TaubGVWire Oh boohoo he’s going through a tough time right now. He did it to himself. You better believe any time someone in authority is manipulating their subordinates (especially to benefit themselves), people will be talking about it. Nice try though. His whole response here is gross.

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Always hilarious.

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@EliMcCann But also, he’s changing the sheets on the bed by himself because he knows I hate doing it. Soooooo you win some you lose some 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@EliMcCann Ugh. I feel your pain. Mine does this with his spicy water cans. We’ve been married 14 years, and still.

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

Left a party after my husband was completely awkward and I had to record this video to send to a few of our friends and family so Twitter might as well have it too.

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@BigQadi

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One afternoon, in broad daylight, on that corner, some older male teenagers drove by in a truck, shouted “how much?” then threw several pennies at us. We were maybe 12 or 13. (2/2)

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All this talk of bear vs man…

My best friend and I would walk home from middle school every day, and normally stop at the corner of the street in our neighborhood and chat before going opposite directions toward our houses. (1/2)