Shell🐚

university of florida ❀

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

This teacher failed the entire class.

RT if you believe he deserves a Teacher of the year award.

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[megan @megannlizabeth]

Imma figure out makeup and then it’s over

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

[brett montana @justbrad]

I miss COVID summer 2020 because people would be like “hey want to drink wine in the park?” Now it’s “hey want to go spend $200 on dinner and drinks and not be in nature?”

[Shell🐚 @shellzzzzzzzzz]

Had a random memory of Build-a-Bear & still jealous that my bears always had cuter clothes than me 😒🥲

[Shell🐚 @shellzzzzzzzzz]

@Knowltoncain This made me chuckle lol

[Parlay Papi @KobesAndJordans]

A short Florida story.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Now this is correct dark humor

[Shell🐚 @shellzzzzzzzzz]

Yes my career is remote

[sabrina @stopitsabrinaa]

You ever sit for so long that your butt feels like this

[parth @parthsareen]

i think it’s so cool that all the nerds and geeks get bullied until highschool then they have a glow up, become super hot, have a great personality and make a lot of money

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”

[Shell🐚 @shellzzzzzzzzz]

@Snow_Blacck @alzamora14 @MarielllG1

[hannah @smokeseshshawty]

social media gf I hate media bf

[Jimmy Buffett @jimmybuffett]

Tuesday on the island
Not much goin on

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

“U tryna drink?” First of all I’m tryna quit. Second of all let’s go.