Jamie Lyons

“Hush and shush for the beldam might be listening”

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

is this the most famous selfie now or

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

How it feels telling the group chat I don’t want to eat at the restaurant they planned because I don’t like the texture of the food they serve

[Jamie Lyons @shelovesmae]

@normally_inbed Excuse you.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

his weapons cameo got a tobey maguire in no way home level reaction out of me

[Carter @CurlyMcNulty]

When they’re being mean to Kathy Bates in Titanic

[Jamie Lyons @shelovesmae]

Time to lay down and conserve some energy knowing I have to Charlie mae to get two vaccines later and she’s gonna melt dooooooown. 😩😞

[TheWhipHand @twiggysmalz]

The female gaze is perfectly exemplified by the fact that women are feral over Tom Hiddleston while exactly zero of us are attracted to Thor.

[erika @yeeeerika]

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life because literally nothing matters

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun

[Jamie Lyons @shelovesmae]

@they0ungknight AHHHHHHH ❤️❤️❤️

[gaby @groffheg]

if NYC is on one side, i'm on the same

[killjoy 🐇 @pvnkpilled]

this is why there’s no song called fuck the fire department

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

We can solve our nation’s debt crisis by having Donald Trump and Elon Musk fight live on Pay-Per-View.

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Elon rn

[Jamie Lyons @shelovesmae]

Well this is pretty ominous when your dad is dead. 😳