Shelpy Lee

I am trying my hardest!!! (she/her)

[Shelpy Lee @shelpylee]

@plentyofalcoves @SweetPeebs lmao get her ass

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@SweetPeebs @plentyofalcoves she’d say hello back but she’s a little sleepy rn after her haircut

[Shelpy Lee @shelpylee]

@SweetPeebs @plentyofalcoves

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@boxcar_sarah @plentyofalcoves @Do_You_Validate lol that’s ok! in canon I’m dead so no worries

[Shelpy Lee @shelpylee]

@plentyofalcoves @boxcar_sarah @Do_You_Validate hehehehhehehehheheheh!!!

[Shelpy Lee @shelpylee]

@EvanBrandoShow I think 100 is ok it’s fresca

when I was a kid I used to call it “fresca yes-ca!” so you know, something to think about

[🗣️ BUY FOUR STARS BY JOEL GOLBY @joelgolby]

sabrina carpenter: so what's the joker?
barry keoghan: he's sart of like an evil porson

[Shelpy Lee @shelpylee]

@boxcar_sarah @OddityRoadshow hehehehehehe!!!!

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@worstgeneratio lol oh my god

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@worstgeneratio I do this every time if it’s any consolation

[sarah @sablaah]

humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe

[Shelpy Lee @shelpylee]

@worstgeneratio god this was so funny

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

(at subway)

my wife: can i get a 6" hot italian

me: yeah you sure can 😏 (unzipping pants)

my small sexy friend Enzo who was hiding in my pants: 🙋‍♂️

my wife: Ciao Enzo !

subway worker: 😒and do you want that toasted

Enzo: Ah of course! (holding up thimble of wine) Abbondanza