shelton🐘

[Joseph Rasnic, CCA @ronaldinbro]

S/O to @_fournette and @Complexity on making this bucs fan’s life. Signed super bowl jersey from “Super Bowl champ Lenny” “playoff Lenny” “everything Lenny” goes well with my super bowl tat from our home Super Bowl win. @Buccaneers

[shelton🐘 @sheltonblanco]

Built a fort with the little nephew..guess who hung out in it all day🙋🏻‍♀️#noshame

[shelton🐘 @sheltonblanco]

@ZayWilson21 But some of us do be working in the morning and you all are awful hungover to deal with so we have a valid excuse

[Runza Restaurants @Runza]

so yeah, we have popcorn chicken now.

[shelton🐘 @sheltonblanco]

@ronaldinbro Chance fo sho!!

[shelton🐘 @sheltonblanco]

Corporal punishment is equivalent to sharing the bed with your adult siblings

[shelton🐘 @sheltonblanco]

Closet clean out is a painful reminder I’m no longer in my early twenties #byebyebootyshorts

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[shelton🐘 @sheltonblanco]

@koboyle50 @riley_ellis15 I laughed too hard at this🤣

[ℜ𝔢𝔶 @reyydrew]

if you eat breakfast every morning ima just assume you got your life figured out

[shelton🐘 @sheltonblanco]

Anyone else just have a full on panic attack over the emergency alert notification sound cuz damn

[shelton🐘 @sheltonblanco]

Me-“Christmas decorating and listening to Christmas music isn’t appropriate until December 1st.”
Also me-buying all the peppermint mocha creamer in November 😅

[Target @Target]

When they don’t put their cart back 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[lex @lexestep]

im hotter when im tan