Shelton Wirth

music // yoga // steelers // #startuplife

[Shelton Wirth @sheltonwirth]

without music life would not be fair

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you know it doesn’t have to just be cow stuff, right?

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I learned a few interesting things, but this was the worst written article i’ve ever read. https://t.co/J6ALGphrjW

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central park is seaworld for trees

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should I order jimmy john’s for the 3rd time this week?

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I feel so at home and alive and dead and comfortable and myself and everything at a The 1975 concert.

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is matty drinking again?

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@ everyone in airports: you’re doing escalators and moving walkways all wrong. there should be an open space for people to keep walking on the left. stand on the right. also, these aren’t meant to walk FOR you, you bunch of fatties.

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how is @ChipotleTweets temporarily out of cheese?!?!? you can't have tacos and burritos without cheese. this is insanity. not that they really compare, but I'm going to @tacobell instead today

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I did what I did. the universe has my back.

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wow 🙄

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can we all stop using the word “ask” as a noun. I’m begging. just say “request”. 😣

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people need to recognize the difference between 🥲 and 😢

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Wordle 293 4/6

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is this even a real word?

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Wordle 288 5/6

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much better. my best ever! 🥦🧀