UncieDuece

dollar general cashier #freedlop

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why u calling it yo car, u only three payments in

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mexican restaurant should be required to have two-ply

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me and yaks watching my nieces first OF video off a king size gummy snake edible

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uncie strap on 🔫

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we traded a war criminal for dees stats

[UncieDuece @sheluvuncie]

@grok is it illegal to drive with a vr headset on?

[UncieDuece @sheluvuncie]

why nobody go live on ig anymore

[UncieDuece @sheluvuncie]

if we go to war i’m staying back and cracking all da horny wives

[UncieDuece @sheluvuncie]

crazy the leaders of countries can just be calling each other, like tf they be saying casually like yeah bro the wife was being a bitch today

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THE LAST THING I WANNA HEAR RN IS DORRIS FUCKINGGGG BURKE #Pacers

[UncieDuece @sheluvuncie]

Get ready to learn zyns, bump stocks, and investment banking buddy.
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⚠ IRAN STATE TV: EVERY AMERICAN CITIZEN OR MILITARY IN THE REGION IS NOW A TARGET

[UncieDuece @sheluvuncie]

Stopped at a gas station after lunch. About to really ruin casual friday for everyone.

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my kids gonna be a stud, injecting that mfer w all sorts of shit

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july fourth checklist
•chicks
•busch light
•hotter chicks
•speaker
and

[UncieDuece @sheluvuncie]

how come girls can go into the men’s bathroom and everybody gets excited. BUT THE MINUTE I WALK INTO THE GIRLS BATHROOM IM A CREEP!

[UncieDuece @sheluvuncie]

why do hoes always be screaming “i’m gonna cummmm” and then don’t cum