Erica

i’m only here for the chisme.

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8 year old. Mom, how many days until winter?

Me. Goes into this mini speech about seasons and time and patience and how things take time.

8 year old. Rolls eyes. Grabs my phone, holds down button and proceeds to ask Siri his question.

😐

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Me on a work call. Right. So with your P&L report showing a loss, you won’t be able to claim that Business Use of Home Deduction….

Me at home. Washes hands and dries them on towel before rinsing soap off.

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If your public library is not the same as mine and it uses Libby for digital borrowing… tell your username and password I said hi.

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What I really want to know is… who remembers the song 🎶 You Saw My Blinker by Will Smith? 🚦

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got 99 wiper speeds and a right one ain’t one 😐

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this kid ………

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husband: put my blanket up where the cats aren’t going to lay on it.

me: the cats have all this space on our bed, why would they focus on your folded blanket?

the cats:

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why do i have this scene stuck in my head right now?

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Marked as to-read: Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt https://t.co/aLWQLoxmqs

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What’s been one constant thing in your life?

Me:

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4 of 5 stars to Family and Other Catastrophes by Alexandra Borowitz https://t.co/QPabhfUpWY

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4 of 5 stars to Reminders of Him by Colleen Hoover https://t.co/NmMbUhp3XY

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On page 108 of 304 of Family and Other Catastrophes, by Alexandra Borowitz https://t.co/zyaVPfDACI

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Marked as to-read: The Vibrant Years by Sonali Dev https://t.co/medfj2KEdJ

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4 of 5 stars to Where the Crawdads Sing by Delia Owens https://t.co/ouPKpKzYpl

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34% done with Where the Crawdads Sing, by Delia Owens https://t.co/SUCy10tL3U

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3 of 5 stars to Go Fudge Yourself by Lana Dash https://t.co/hsMHKoNk3G

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5 of 5 stars to Reminders of Him by Colleen Hoover https://t.co/NmMbUhp3XY

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5 of 5 stars to The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion https://t.co/El3v5LdmEa

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On page 184 of 316 of The Rosie Project, by Graeme Simsion https://t.co/Ykjn3d7gOK