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very speechless on Twitter now that footy season is over

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Her: oh you smell great, what brand cologne is that?
Me: Lynx Xbox body wash

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@EyebrowsKid @dr__frozone @NatMartin30 Balta is chaos

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I'm come back to twitter after months away and see this
I'm home

[Wisden @WisdenCricket]

Just the eight slips for Finland for the opening ball of the game!

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@WisdenCricket still gonna get bounced out day 1 at the Gabba

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@WisdenCricket still gonna get bounced out on day 1 at the gabba

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@sirswampthing @AFL @melbournefc go dons

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@DanielAndrewsMP @therealcliffo

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@ethanmeldrum_ @EyebrowsKid

[That’s So Village @ThatsSoVillage]

"Yeah, got a good ball on Saturday. Couldn't do much about it."

[Luke Ablett @luke_ablett]

Just spent 10 minutes doing an @AFL “fan experience survey” simply so I could say please don’t play any music at any time of the game. No one is there for the music. No one ever left the ground having hated the game but loving the ‘entertainment’. Get rid of it. All of it.

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@therealcliffo @MagnaDataTips @westernbulldogs @davidking34 @ayreskieran nah not english

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@7AFL @therealcliffo change the game

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@therealcliffo

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@chaser @therealcliffo chaser becoming betoota :(

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Footy fans today: "phew trade week is finally over, it goes for so long"
Tom Browne: "I have inside reports today that Joel Selwood, Gary Ablett and Patrick Dangerfield have all requested trades OUT of Geelong, more to come" #AFLTrade

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@chaser @therealcliffo

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@WillHogan_WIN bradman esque?

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@TheSashPod @therealcliffo

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@GordonHolmes @EyebrowsKid

[Junktime AFL Podcast @JunktimeAFLPod]

You know you’re a footy fan when you hear ‘Poison Arrow’ playing in a supermarket and look around expecting to hear a hot take from Caro.

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@BenHunt90 They're not closing, they're offshoring it. Only gonna hurt consumers

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Don't usually tweet like this, but BP shutting down Kwinana Australian refinery is terrible for the country. #BoycottBP