The Original Nengi

I Google everything

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

He's jealous for me
Loves like a hurricane
I am a tree
Bending beneath the weight of His wind and mercy
When all of a sudden I am unaware of these afflictions eclipsed by glory
And I realise just how beautiful You are
And how great your affections are for me
Oh how He loves us!

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

@ipNXTweet what’s happening with your service in Abuja?

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

@UniqueIfy_1 I read it like 5 times. Doesn’t everybody get paid salary even while on leave plus leave allowance?

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

My love and best intentions will never be enough. Before they are mine they are God’s, He has got them.

[SisiYėmmié.com 🌶 @Sisi_Yemmie]

Hit me with the hardest truth you’ve accepted as a mom.

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

@ThatPHCBoy She will even call you to join her. No thanks ma’am. Enjoy your Eba and egusi with a side of carcinogens

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

@superflycook Ok. But what of the rice Ma? Where’s Christmas menu oh? I’m doing Detty December Lagos

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

@Dotbabe I can’t even tell you what happened last. 🤣

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

@bidemi_akins Amen! I join my faith with yours and decree that it is done!

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

@lidocaine___ @AfroVII I was joking. It was the entire phrase together in the context of friendship. Instead of saying someone is my friend now I will say we are in a symbiotically platonic engagement

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

@Fels77 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

@lidocaine___ @AfroVII Ha! It’s also today I learned “symbiotic trust relationship”. I’m waiting to slip it in conversation this week.

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

I mean! Imagine being ashamed of Jesus over this?

[Idomagirl @idomagirl]

“Religious Nigerians are the worst!”
“Christians are mentally unstable”

Meanwhile you dey molest your cat.

You better carry your Jesus on your head UNAPOLOGETICALLY

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

My very pedestrian take on this is that we are witnessing cultism. They are all cultists.

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

@Adm3on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

@Fels77 You Dey ask why? Everybody will be alright

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

@Fels77 Exactly! This is all I remember of that person before the eccentric tech bro millionaire persona.

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

We haven’t had water in Durumi since Friday. No communication from @fctwb on cause and timeline/plan for resolution. Stories range from flood damage to incompetent staff contaminating water with too much chemicals.

[Othell Yarwyck @bigbrovar]

This is why I scoff at videos showing Abuja’s roads and real estate. A real city is defined by essentials -water supply, waste management, emergency services, public transport. Abuja has none of these, yet few seem to care.
We just built a city as superficial as our value system

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

@t_eaah We got one at 260k yesterday. 20k litres.

[The Original Nengi @shemmaye]

Since Friday! I’m actually fed up. Water tankers now cost 70k per trip.

[T✨ @t_eaah]

No water in Abuja for more than 72hrs now and there’s no update from Waterboard or the ministry… the whole city is just quiet about too @fctwb