Sishemo

Software Engineer

[Sishemo @shemowemo]

gratitude - Asake🤍

[Sishemo @shemowemo]

yet to find someone who cooks jollof rice better than i do

[Sishemo @shemowemo]

i did two pull ups today, first time at that. i’m actually more fit than i think.

[Tobi 🧑‍💻 @Kaykeed_]

the journey of an immigrant can’t be explained to any other person.

you have to be the one to experience it. to fully grasp it.

[Sishemo @shemowemo]

this guy asking me why i’m always training legs meanwhile he’s always training arms and looks like a lollipop

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i genuinely love working out.
like it’s something i always look forward to. i can’t even explain it, the gym just makes me happy

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these brands keep harassing me to make videos for some free cheap skincare, like i promise you i can afford the moisturizer now leave me tf alone

[Sishemo @shemowemo]

@ayodejia_ i’m actually exhausted, it’s something new every single day

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@prince746456 i’m telling you 😭

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being single has never bothered me once, but being broke?

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Babyyyy I can survive being single…….Being broke is where I draw the line😩😭😂

[Sishemo @shemowemo]

Zambia. I miss my mum.🚼

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people be on some weird stuff, and i don’t play like that😭🙏🏽

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i’ll actually cut you tf off

[AstralWanderer @02ch20]

Posting ugly videos of sb on their birthday is no longer funny to me

[Sishemo @shemowemo]

every time something goes wrong i just tell myself “at least i’m not pregnant” and suddenly life isn’t that bad

[Sishemo @shemowemo]

pull your pants up, nobody wants to see those ugly ass boxers

[Sishemo @shemowemo]

@CheweMwape3 why wait till Friday?

[Muna @Munalozy]

I live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”

[Bhoomika @bhoomikacodes]

i'm the API between claude and my manager

[not real @jadamakiyahh]

@endlesslysoft Doing 10 reps of bullshit

[Sishemo @shemowemo]

@Lutweetstru Zambia is not a real place😭