cat ✨

usually busy spending my days clowning around and acting a fool

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

At a house party fuckin with the microwave lol

[eroticá @obvizz]

i’m lowkey creepy af i do like watching what people are up to but i’m harmless i just have to know things for no reason

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

I dont know how to explain it but i only have until the end of March

[one million dollar cake @TheldlerWheel]

Too late. I have already depicted myself as the unbothered white cat and you as the seething orange tabby cat.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

you’re in her dms. im trying to move a glass with my mind from across my room. i don’t know who either of you are

[PBS News @NewsHour]

The Trump administration has rolled out a campaign across departments that draws on images and ideas borrowed from right-wing and white nationalist circles.

@ElizLanders reports.

[cat ✨ @shenanicats]

mood board

[brynn¹² @supersillybry]

the tolerance and support i’ve seen for noah schnapp on this app recently is absolutely fucking disgusting. let’s not forget.

[grovy @grovymango]

Being 27 years old is older than being 32 years old

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

i don’t give a fuck if i live in a glass house i’m still throwing rocks at you. fuck my fucking house

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my parents at 26: okay, now that we are married & successful in our careers in education/law, time to buy a house & have kids

me at 26:

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Right-wing media: “Trump has liberated the Venezuelan people from tyranny. A true humanitarian”

Trump: “did it for the oil. we are taking the oil. it’s our oil now. I love oil”

[Chris Menahan 🇺🇸 @infolibnews]

*Bombs Venezuela*

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

guy who has some very strange views on the nature of life: suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem

[dot :3 @pookielester]

trump: I’m making the hunger games real

obama: i enjoyed this song about lesbian sex this year

[chloe star @snowiecone]

it’s too late. i’ve already depicted you as the high-strung paranoid Rottweiler, and myself as the stoic yet benevolent Serval