Lonx

she/her ramblings

[Lonx @shenanilanz]

No one:

The seagulls from finding nemo:

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Making an O face literally every time I hear death & romance

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god please don’t make me create a linkedin account

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challengers is just 3 old friends all matching each others’ freak

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it’s 2024 how have we not invented a colour transfer proof white purse

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where’s the mad max movie about this fuckers lore hmmm??

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room clean about to go CRAZY off a ritalin and edible

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watching the news with my mom and giving her context on the speculations behind the shooting at drakes house

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jojo siwa is actually right; no one, in any generation, frankly, has ever had a jeepers creepers era… and shes so brave for that!

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choosing to believe kyle maclachlan is the creative mind behind all his ig posts

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this smug fuck 😌 is my fav emoji

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how hard is it to make more skirts that are longer in the back I HAVE ASS

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every day i live without a cat takes another day off my life expectancy

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there has to be at least like a hundred people who’ve used chatgpt for their wedding vows and i think that’s beautiful

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getting a special toothbrush for my wisdom teeth because my mouth is just soooo tight and sexy

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why was i once listening to so much g-eazy

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dad just left the house saying “see you later crocodile”………. like don’t piss me off

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i want however many hours jacob elordi has in a day. that man has been booked and busy all year

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bring back the original W network fuck these formulaic city girl in small town hallmark movies 😡😡😡

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going to start hissing at people who stand too close to me on near empty subway cars. i am not your safe space

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now that i’ve rewatched gilmore girls in a binge i can truly compare, contrast, and appreciate the level at which AYITL sucks so much ass. absolute hell