Michael Shalginewicz

College Student in Vermont. Nurse. Waiting for the real world.

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Once again I've fallen for Jennifer Lawrence! #Oscars2014 #trippingonthecarpet #jlaw #oscarfall

[Michael Shalginewicz @Shenaynaygans]

I'm glad it took 5 1/2 hours to drive home. Means I lost two hours of watching Scandal. #scandalous #weathersucks #snow

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Taco night. #tacothursday #friends http://t.co/Uy0Gn0FIBn

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My summer started with @keshasuxx and ended with her. I'll be washing out glitter for weeks.

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@heymarcod thanks for ditching us. @andImanisays

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Found a part of my childhood while cleaning. #memories #cleaning #90schild http://t.co/AecaMdePya

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Beer and s'mores. http://t.co/eCdiDN5MyW

[Michael Shalginewicz @Shenaynaygans]

Hate those nights where there isn't a #PLL repeat at 10.

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Summer days on the lake. http://t.co/wDwYLkBa9f

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McDonalds for the masses. #hungry #hungrynurses http://t.co/cdqn1cTAE0

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Sunny while I work. Raining when I'm home. #perfectsummer #SundayNOTfunday

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“@CrumpyGat: There's no "share" in Nutella.” Sounds like @Cuccamonster

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Hearing your name when no one is actually calling you is likely a sign of a healthy mind.

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Just a reminder that 2014 is in less than 6 months and you still haven't done anything to make 2013 memorable.

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Would you like some shampoo for all the hair in your food? @ericabilodeau #restaurantprobs #yummy

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

When cats bring back dead birds or mice to their owners, that is their way of teaching a human how to hunt or helping their human.

[Michael Shalginewicz @Shenaynaygans]

Go away children...it's not even 7:00 AM yet.

[Michael Shalginewicz @Shenaynaygans]

The moment when your coworker tells you to hang up the phone because you might get electrocuted. #coworkers #yolo

[Michael Shalginewicz @Shenaynaygans]

I feel like this weather is slow roasting us so we can get fried by lightning. #summer #storms #weather

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