Mihir Shenoy

Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.

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[Chris Selley @cselley]

The City of Toronto ... was scalping tickets?

[Fotballandslaget @nff_landslag]

Norway is coming🇳🇴

[Pepesso @0xPepesso]

🚨 SPACEX IPO IS LOADING THE BIGGEST INSIDER SELL EVENT IN A DECADE

This could end up as the largest scheduled cash-out in modern market history

SpaceX is set to list on June 12 at a $1.75-$2 trillion valuation

That instantly makes it bigger than Microsoft, putting it behind only Apple and Nvidia in the entire US market

Meanwhile the company posted a $4.28 billion loss in Q1 2026 alone. Total losses since founding: roughly $41.3 billion

Insiders hold 95% of every share that exists - that's about $1.66 trillion of wealth sitting in private hands, waiting for the door to open

Normally insiders are frozen for 180 days after a listing to stop a wave of selling from crushing the stock on day one

SpaceX threw that rulebook out the window:

> Around 60 days after listing: 20% of insider shares come unlocked
> If the stock runs 30% above IPO price: another 10% unlocks automatically
> Days 70, 90, 105, 120 and 135: a fresh 7% chunk releases at each step
> After Q3 earnings hit: another 28% comes free

By late November, roughly 93% of eligible insider shares can already be sold

This isn't an IPO. It's the most carefully scheduled insider exit Wall Street has ever signed off on

I've watched this exact movie play out before

Every IPO that ran loose lockups looked beautiful until the supply started hitting, then bled for months

Follow + notifs on, I will keep you updated on this one

[MrGeorgeSmiley1905 @GeorgeSmileyOBE]

Welcome Jason to Chelsea…

[Just Chelsea @justcfc]

That Chelsea admin needs to be sacked for apologizing

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

There isn’t a single player on a football pitch who would naturally react like this after losing a UCL final unless he’d already thought about it beforehand for the clips.

It’s just not a normal emotional reaction. He’s so performative and it’s honestly cringe af.

[Bart @UtdBart]

How poetic that these mugs didn’t concede a single penalty all season until the UCL final, and then lost on penalties too.

The football Gods cooked with this script 🙏🏼

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

He wanted to be the one to win it and create an iconic moment but instead gave us another “iconic moment” we’ll never forget 😭😭😭

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Arsenal have begun to time-waste in the Champions League Final...

It's the 23rd minute.

[𝐏𝐒𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐓 @PSGINT_]

Gabriel missing the last penalty is a joy to see

what an unlikable CUNT he is

[MAH @matissearmani]

Madueke was fighting Palmer for penalty against Everton at 4-0 but didn’t step up before Gabriel in a Champions League Final HMMMMMMMMM.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Someone said Gabriel was trying to win a corner 😭😭😭

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

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[Kavos @KavosYT]

Not as cold as filming a dead body in Japan

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

no data center is worth destroying this

[mufcytp @mufcytp]

🚨 JUST IN: Referee Paul Tierney showed Kai Havertz a yellow card. VAR checked it and agreed with the on-field decision.

PGMOL should explain how that is not a red-card challenge!

They are not even hiding it anymore. They want Arsenal to win the league.

[Likith @surfpora]

The audacity of lockdown kids calling Rahul Dravid a random player 🤦🏻‍♂️

Boy, he was the first-ever captain of RCB.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: An official image has been released of Kai Havertz' challenge.

Studs above the ankle is a 100% red card in the book of rules, but VAR decided NOT to give it.

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

PL officials vs Non PL officials 👀

[Will @willreyner]

Darren England was the twat that gifted Arsenal the league at west ham last week. Rewarded with the FA cup final where he’s been a biased prick btw