It’s interesting how “any time, any place” becomes “one specific time, one specific safe space.”
I’ll be there on September 10th, like he agreed to. I hope to see him there.
This is a warning. I am going to start posting my imaginary shirt business updates on here. This business is called " Shit my husband says" please stay tuned for future shirt sayings 🖤
1. My nutsack is stretchy
2. Looking mighty stab-able
3. Ima passionate that booty
4.fnagel
5. I'll fix you up like a Lego set
6. I'm not horny I'm misunderstood
#marriageisfun
@cinnotomon Decided to go jogging in my cheetah pajamas. 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️ didn't even make it out of the drive way before I tripped over the pants leg. Scratched up my knee and left me a reminder to never go running before putting shoes on.
I just overheard someone say “I’m not voting for Kamala Harris because she is a woman, I’m voting for Kamala Harris because I AM a woman”
This needs to be said more.