Shenon Tiwary

My intrusive thoughts book a cab to this place and don’t pay

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Love is an illness to a woman with goals

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Scrolled through my gallery and said dayum I really put the Baddie in barBaddie

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What doesn’t kill you introduces you to Marcus Aurelius, Epictetus, Chrysippus and neuroplasticity

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Whoever has my voodoo doll pls give her a head and neck massage, finish it off with a pat on the head telling her you’re proud, thanks x

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Stood 2 hours finishing round notes and procedural documentation and I haven’t had a lick of water yet.
Am I… the opposite of AI?

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Anthropic trying to make sure its API rental users have as little anthropological sustenance as possible is wild gameplay to me

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While you’re busy crying over a man who doesn’t want you, there’s a fine woman out there wishing you were gay.
Know your worth 🦋

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One must imagine Sisyphus happy

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Girl stop calling him your situationship.
That man is your enemy with benefits.

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Impulse purchase self-help books, only to go back to podcasts
Call it shelf-development

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Its so fucking hot outside cz y’all wanna see what you’d look like in the 80s and feed your chats into a bot to know why they don’t want you back

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Gonna chant Pressure is Privilege
Until I can rewire my neural pathways feeding from the reality of being inducted into a well-furnished prison, that is healthcare in India

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@litti_fir_se Dont judge me from your testosterone highs while I’m Marina deep in the trenches of my luteal with a side of ghrelin and cortisol upsurge

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Calorie deficit?
More like Cal ni ho ri deficit yaar khilao garam garam jalebiyan mainu pls

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The monster under my bed
better be zero sugar ultra rosa flavoured

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Rude how even phones getting folded these days but not me

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My grind to become a cardiologist is for the sole reason of being the one to name the fellow group chat “ST depressions”
Can’t wait

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All roads lead to Instagram User in the end 🥀

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What if I dont need a relationship
I need a dictatorship
A pretty 6” who tells me what to do and how to do it at all times and punishes me for not keeping up.
Give this head a rest