Jacob Shepler

🇺🇸 I workout so I can eat Mexican food.

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

@pannourmous @Dalton_Woods74 NICE

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

@claytonlayne18 We get it, you’re from New Orleans.

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

@z_hollings1686 You need a ride?

[Madeline @madelaneeee]

Been together since 4pm, no problems. I go to the bathroom ONCE 45 seconds in, and I have to rush out to this:

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

Imagine having an amazing football roster all to be wasted by having Mitch Trubisky at QB. 😂

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

@WillCainShow How’re you going to say Andrew Luck didn’t meet expectations? He took that team from worst to the playoffs his rookie year. The Colts got one of the best QBs in the league and surrounded him with no talent and wasted his potential. Hes elite. You know nothing.

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

Alcohol is highly overrated.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Meredith: out for the season (torn everything)

@oldrowofficial (Via IG/karaberwanger)

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

@Dalton_Woods74 This happened to me before 😂😂

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

(Me in a church)
Me: Fuck
Stranger: We don’t curse here.
Me: Shit, sorry.
Me: Dammit 😂
I’m just gonna go

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

@katherinebuck Come on. Don’t be a square. 😂

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

Good for Andrew Luck. That’s what the Colts get for basically ignoring the O Line needs, while he got beat to shit back there.

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

White claws are the alcohol equivalent to Lacroix.

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

This turf war looks serious...

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

@lovelaina @claytonlayne18 @claytonlayne18 joe is my favorite 💕

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

@FurnyBaby Keep using buzzwords like dopamine and act like you know what you’re saying. You know what else releases dopamine? Exercise. I stay in touch with my closest friends across the world through video games. Fox is for conservative old people who can’t think for themselves.

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

@Ben_Brown_24 @tuna_9 @EASPORTSNHL @claytonlayne18 I low key called for the puck just to see what would happen 😂 we still got the win tho

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

@Ben_Brown_24 @EASPORTSNHL @claytonlayne18 👀👀👀

[Jacob Shepler @shep556]

What did Peoria do before Chipotle and Chic-fil-A?