Jason Sheppard

[Kris Wall @KrisWall92]

Dan Burn and Jordan Henderson #england

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Mexico fans at World Cup out here making a bridge out of beer cups and tossing people over the top 😂🤣

[Bairdric @Bairdric1]

St Peter: “How did you die?”

Newly dead: “Murdered by an oversized Czechia flag”

[Count of Mounty bisto @BradyJames75955]

I found out what these UDA busboys were doing outside a foodbank on the sandy Row, Asking desperate and vulnerable people a loan who were going in 100pound loan at 1690% interest per month

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[Scott Saunders @__scottsaunders]

First day of the season. Just as a reminder.

[Jason Sheppard @shep_lar]

Obi Femi with the greatest reaction ever to winning at #Wrestlemania

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Michael Carrick goes in on the first goal & the red card decisions: “Leny Yoro gets a forearm smashed in the back of his head. It's worth looking at again if you haven't seen that.

Which I don't know if you're getting a sending off for what we are getting a sending off for, I don't know how that doesn't get overturned as a goal it's a clear forearm smashed to the side of his head, that first goal shouldn't stand.

.. If he sees [the Martinez incident], we've seen it before he goes to the screen & says 'well actually it's not [a red card], the arm in the face of Lisandro to start with is an arm in the face so he's kind of off balance & off grappling.

He almost goes to touch him to grab the back of his shirt & grabs the back of his hair.. you get a red card? It's not aggressive, there's no tug, there's no sudden movement, he kind of touches it & glances through it.

We've got to be careful with where the game is going if we're giving red cards for that, but you can do two arms to the face for the red card & the first goal & that's deemed alright. That's a shocking decision, an absolutely shocking decision.”

[@BeanymanSports]

[Holly @DarraghHolly]

The best player on earth just spent an hour signing and taking photos with fans in Kildare at the teams hotel arrival @ManUtd

[Jason Sheppard @shep_lar]

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[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Theo Walcott asked how Manchester United's 2008 team would compete against the current Arsenal team..

Wayne Rooney's response is class. 😂😂😂😂

[Jason Sheppard @shep_lar]

Rachel's FBI training seems to have paid off #TraitorsUK

[The Traitors HQ @the_traitors_]

Fiona accusing Rachel of lying, Rachel bringing it to the group, and then Fiona outing Rachel as a Traitor in front of literally EVERYONE is one of the most shocking moments in The Traitors history

[The Traitors HQ @the_traitors_]

“Are you a Faithful, or a Traitor?”

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Manchester United are missing their Captain, their most promising midfielder, their two most experienced defenders & the entire right side of their attack.

Nobody outside the fanbase expects them to win, all hopes that they don't & as the standalone Boxing Day fixture, the whole football world will be watching.

So I hope they make those Saudi cash swallowing, barcoded bellends earn every bit of it tonight. Come on.

[Jason Sheppard @shep_lar]

Guess which one was a red card? 🤔

[Jason Sheppard @shep_lar]

It's time 😢 #ThankYouCena #SNME

[Jason Sheppard @shep_lar]

The yeet in the middle of war games was the worst, it needs to stop