professor maria carrey 🐚🫧

self proclaimed pitchfork reviewer
/ as quoted by azealia banks

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[professor maria carrey 🐚🫧 @sheplayssitar]

Kevin Federline allowed this woman to exploit all his children, including Shar's and Victoria's. This woman is tied to the Epstein Files and Trump and RFK Jr. Kevin is being pushed to exploit Britney and his kids because he is in the Epstein Files. Release them now.

[Britney Fan 🌹 @BritneyHiatus]

Exposing Daphne Barak, the crazy lady who is obsessed with Britney Spears and her kids - a #JusticeForBritney thread

[professor maria carrey 🐚🫧 @sheplayssitar]

We found out everything in the world is manipulated by the most powerful people and we're still falling for it omg

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Fun Fact: I started my ig as a food blog when I was broke so I could eat for free but then my music blew up 🤪

[professor maria carrey 🐚🫧 @sheplayssitar]

@Dezzana2025 @NotDavidXander Girl, move

[izzy @redshirt990]

As I get older. I realized how evil white journalism is. It's crazy how they made an entire video about the food they have to eat for sensationalism, but no actual reason for how they got here in the first place and who is doing this to them.

[Heidi Matthews @Heidi__Matthews]

Flotilla participants are arriving at Istanbul airport. This is what Israel military and prison personnel did to them.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Halle Bailey shares cover of Michael Jackson’s ‘Human Nature.’

[#FREEBRITNEY @instabucher]

HERE ME OUT: WE WON THE CONSERVATORSHIP BATTLE CUZ THERE WAS NO CAPACITY DECLARATION

THIS TIME, THEY’RE LETTING THE POLICE DO THEIR DIRTY WORK … SLOWLY RELEASING MANIPULATED ACCOUNTS TO THE MEDIA (ALWAYS TMZ)

RELEASE THE ENTIRE UNEDITED FOOTAGE OR KEEP IT TO URSELF

[James Blatch @JamesBlatch]

I wasn't expecting Nick Cave to be the star of the Kylie doco. Amongst all the sexist and pretentious crap she put up with in her life, thank god she found him.

[professor maria carrey 🐚🫧 @sheplayssitar]

@HoldKneeCloser @itgetsbretter She needs help to leave the country. She can't do it with the people around her

[professor maria carrey 🐚🫧 @sheplayssitar]

@NotDavidXander She needs help to leave Hollywood and the US

[professor maria carrey 🐚🫧 @sheplayssitar]

@xilojoao What lie? What. She's said that before. You can be functionally blind and still see shadows and shapes

[professor maria carrey 🐚🫧 @sheplayssitar]

@itgetsbretter @HoldKneeCloser And she's targeted for driving erratically. In zig-zag. The thing you do when you're being chased and hoarded by paps (which she is). Not saying she should keep doing that, but it's a feedback cycle.

[professor maria carrey 🐚🫧 @sheplayssitar]

@cravebritney What exactly was her offense here lmaooooooooo

[professor maria carrey 🐚🫧 @sheplayssitar]

@TMZ WATCH: Harvey Levin, Epstein's cleaner

[professor maria carrey 🐚🫧 @sheplayssitar]

@DaniParisina Everytime someone says Teenage Dream is a great album I die a bit inside.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Chrishell Stause calls Katharine McPhee “insecure” and accuses her of supporting “problematic men” in comment on a video detailing the singer’s dating history and Republican donations.

[professor maria carrey 🐚🫧 @sheplayssitar]

@DaniParisina The same kind of thinking that led to Pink's Stupid Girls. Linda Perry says it like her name ain't Pretty

[professor maria carrey 🐚🫧 @sheplayssitar]

I said the other day he sold her off that's why he was in the Dior party

[🪄 grave concerns @ghoulia]

Dan Wakeford now reports exclusively that Jayden’s music career is being managed by Cade Hudson 🥴