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musicer

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@NYCxVILLAIN What sate do you live in. I’m going to come there to run for Governor just to annoy you.

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Perfect European career:

18yo - Start bachelor studies
19 - Go on Erasmus to have sex with foreign students
21 - Finish bachelor
22 - Start master studies
23 - Get unpaid internship
25 - Finish master studies
28 - First well-paid job (€1,200/month)
29 - Get second master's degree
31 - Move out from your parents house
32 - Get online MBA from University of Südwestfalen
33 - Find new job (€1,600/month, can never be fired)
35 - Get online certificate in Sustainability Leadership 67 - Retire with €650/month pension

Life in Europe is simply paradise

[critter @BecomingCritter]

brilliant

[هيوش @girIfaggot]

He’s cheating @MargaretQualley

[sam @shepsounds]

@theericjacobus @KossakTier everyone has the tools but few have put in the hours and attention to detail

[sam @shepsounds]

what happened to people like this in their lives that made them so afraid to live

[Avi @AviSchiffmann]

User Interview #3

[sam @shepsounds]

i’m fairly certain this is a live action version of an early chapter in Infinite Jest

[Avi @AviSchiffmann]

User Interview #3

[𝓂𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓃, 𝑒𝓈𝓆. @Iittlstrawberry]

the comical zoom out to the massive oversized peeps on her bed into an instrumental version of no name no. 5 by Elliott Smith playing in the background while she has a seizure in a strip mall parking lot is pure cinema

[sam @shepsounds]

@eneribehave whatever his bowels manage to make out of that concoction could do harm for several generations

[sam @shepsounds]

@lovelystuff1878 cocaine gypsy has been triggered

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇩🇪 @caerdydd1904]

Days like this confirm how far ahead the UK is in terms of general knowledge. How can a group of people be so stupid.

[Shambo of Luxembourg @BradfemlyWalsh]

What Americans don't realise is that Brits only know a lot more about Tourettes than Americans precisely because of John Davidson's extraordinary courage in educating the UK about his issues since he was a child. He's done more for understanding of the condition than anyone alive

[sam @shepsounds]

@Wizard_Of_Alt @SimpGanassi commenters disagreeing with you have only ever been to Alicante or Calais.
By and large the UK is cheaper for basic items, or ‘loss leaders’ in virtually every shop, compared to the EU. Some more specific items may be cheaper in EU due to import fees being lower.But you’re right

[sam @shepsounds]

@DrAllyLouks please tell me why my dog’s paws smell like peanuts and popcorn and why it gets me quite high

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

haven’t stopped thinking abt this

[sam @shepsounds]

@Milo_Edwards that’s not Kid Rock that’s Tim Heidecker

[lex walton vevo official @yugiohmachinim2]

Rachel Sennott is Oedipa Maas in Emerald Fennel's THE CRYING OF LOT 49

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

OH Smash for sure