Shelby

I use caps lock a lot. Sorry.

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

WUZ GUD I got sorted into Pukwudgie on #pottermore https://t.co/YIHTTDkLzh

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

This Nickelodeon brunch menu is everything #SpongebobSquaretoast

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

@itsalexford I got you, gurl ✊

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

@BBW_BFF my favorite part is the giant dick shadow

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

Dissatisfied w/ my @SpiritAirlines experience. Can't use my voucher for a CANCELLED flight b/c my "bare fare" is $19.98 and the min is $10.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The closest thing to fatally passing through a portal into another dimension is when fish get yanked out of water, then eaten

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

@ACrimms well I am silly

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

Why is it called the iron throne if swords are made of steel?

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

@H0nestlyABE I'm workin on it!!!

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

When you ask someone if they have any job leads in Philly and they tell you bout one in Atlanta... #nothelpful

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

@adamlambert you are beautiful and fabulous and I love you ty

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

@adamlambert @979WRMF what time is Adam going on tonight?

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

@HiStephhh ty love <3 <3

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

My boss knows all of the lyrics to "Forgot About Dre" 🙌

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

My dad taught Monty how to roll over and he's acting like he won the Nobel prize or some shit

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

"Sia? But she can't see anything" -my mother on tonight's SNL musical performance #ShitSandySays

[Florida Man @_FloridaMan]

Florida Man Upstaged by Woman With Sticker on Head

(via @TheFix)

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

S/o to the cleaning crew dude at my gym with the ghostbusters sticker on his backpack vacuum

[Shelby @sherbasaurus]

A woman just came up to me in Nordstrom Rack and told me I have a great energy so yeah today is going great

[VICE @VICE]

Why we can't ignore the rise of mental health problems among students https://t.co/RwrIroWN5K