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[sarah herbert @sherbertey]

Voicemail from my husband: “hey you. Just walking by an empty building and it made me think of you. Love you call me back.” 😶¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

[sarah herbert @sherbertey]

@scheana BIIIIG Tom Sandoval narcissist energy radiating off of you. “Ariana has dancing with the stars and I want it and I want it nowwww daddy! 🫐 / she’s come along way from my back up dancer.” If I ever had a friend like you, god help my heart from this type of betrayal.

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@megdelacreme WHETTHEFECK

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@megdelacreme It’s *thautumn 🍁

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🆗🆒 c ya l8er sleep

[Good Day Sacramento @GoodDaySac]

Venomous Brown Recluse Spider Pulled From Missouri Woman’s Ear https://t.co/tJnIbUWsm8

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Wow bethenny wow

[People @people]

Bethenny Frankel Is Leaving The Real Housewives of New York City: 'It’s Time to Move on' https://t.co/0CMmxyCpvH

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@ThatMommaLife Wait how did I not know we have the same name???? 😍

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@megdelacreme Love me some Maddy. A true queen

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@ThatMommaLife 😍 can I come visit?

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@megdelacreme Binge is the only way!

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I wish my number neighbor would text me bc I’m too shy to text them first 🤓

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@SindeeVicious Anytime I see a photo/gif/video of Eddie I just 🤤

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I’ve come to find that with 3 young boys, Lysol and bleach are my bffs 🤞🏻

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In honor of #SharkWeek2019 🦈🦈🦈

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The boys backpack picks for this school year. Aesthetic Twitter moms, go owf!

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LOLLLL this guy comes up to Tay at the bounce house and goes “I think I did your vasectomy” 💀💀💀

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Going to pick up coffee + donuts and then off to the bounce house! (and of course target after that)

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4 kids in 4 years

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@houseandhens Brighten your blonde, smudge your root

[sarah herbert @sherbertey]

I’ve noticed that just about every show my kids watch someone always says “nothing can stop me now” and something definitely stops them right after they say that