alyssa sherd

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

Handed in my last final of my undergrad career. #done 😵🤓😭

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

it wouldn't be one of the last weekends of my college career without puking and a debilitating amount of stress.

[Princess Jay 👑 @julia_miller_9]

"Oh fuck I'm gonna throw up" - me "it's a beautiful day!!!" -@sherddd

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

I forgot Twitter was a thing 🤔

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

@julia_miller_9 drove through the city at 2am to get my phone from a homeless man named jimmy. #grateful #whathappened

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

Not sure if I should feel guilty or accomplished for making an extra $115 for wearing yoga pants, drinking, and smiling a lot 😂💰🍷

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

Nothing beats waking up to the aroma of coffee ☕️

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

Finding a bottle of wine in my house that I didn't know about was the highlight of my week. 🍷

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

I'm losing my mind

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

I asked my professor if he thinks I'd survive law school and he responded "I have a friend that's a lawyer who likes alcohol a lot too" 📚🍻

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

I need to stop listening to @julia_miller_9 when we're in public 😳🐛

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

I want to chop all my hair off 💇🏻

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

Tried to be healthy and eat a salad. Aaaaand there's a bug in it. Pizza it is.

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

Research papers are such a waste of time like why can't I just hand in a bunch of relevant research articles? Same thing right? 📕📗📘📙

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

The negativity needs to go 👋🏼

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

Running out of pants is going to make it difficult to put off doing laundry until I go home Tuesday 🙈

[alyssa sherd @sherddd]

According to my dad, describing a drug dealing teenager is equivalent to = 🌹🍺🐋