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Quotes from Professor Moriarty and Sherlock Holmes drawn from various adaptations, every 3 hours ˚｡ 𖦹 made possible by @gimmickbots 🗡️

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first major update— 27 new quotes have been added 🌝! the total now should be around 60 quotes

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Consulting criminal... brilliant!

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No, Sherlock, you need to dream. Dream and dream, Sherlock. Dream with me!

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Go on. For me. Pleaaaaaaseeee?

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I can kill Rich Brook and bring back Jim Moriarty.

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— You have probably never heard of Professor Moriarty?
— Never.
— Aye, there's the genius and wonder of the thing!

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Genius detective proved to be a fraud. I read it in the papers, so it must be true. I love newspapers. They're like fairytales, pretty grim ones, too.

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The sight of the ever-righteous Sherlock Holmes and that malevolent denizen of the criminal underworld, Professor James Moriarty, working together as if they were old friends, rather than two men sworn to each other's destruction.

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— Couldn't cope with an unfinished melody.
— Neither can you, that's why you've come.
— But be honest, you're just a tiny bit pleased.
— What? With the verdict?
— With me back on the streets.

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This is about you and me.

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How long have I known him? We met twice, five minutes in total: I pulled the gun, he tried to blow me up. I felt we had a special something.

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Do please wait your turn, Professor. I do not wish to be disappointed in you.

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— Moriarty's dead.
— Not in your mind, I'll never be dead there.

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*Sherlock tries to struggle, but Moriarty's grip is vice-like*
No, no, baby, stop that, hush. *almost nuzzling into him* Lie back and lose, it's so relaxing.

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You're right, as long as I'm alive you can save your friends. Well good luck with that! 💥

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You have less frontal lobe development than I should have expected. It is a dangerous habit to finger loaded firearms in the pocket of one's dressing-gown.

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— You chose to come here.
— Not true, you know that's not true. What do you want, Sherlock?

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I write these few lines through the courtesy of Mr. Moriarty, who awaits my convenience for the final discussion of those questions that lie between us.

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Genius detective proved to be a fraud. I read it in the papers, so it must be true. I love newspapers. They're like fairytales, pretty grim ones, too.

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How long have I known him? We met twice, five minutes in total: I pulled the gun, he tried to blow me up. I felt we had a special something.

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— I will burn the heart out of you.
— I have been reliably informed that I don't have one.
— But... we both know that's not quite true.